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I met the devil the other day.
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He walked up to me,
and said, "Foolish,
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He walked up to me,
and said, "Foolish,
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do you really want
to go to heaven?"
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I had to think about it, because
when you look at heaven...
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the way they show it
in the movies,
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that ain't really a place
you want to hang out forever.
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Everything there is white.
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They play that same old
fuckin' song 24 hours a day.
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You got on white robes,
looking like a Klansman
with wings.
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You can't have no pussy.
No !
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I'd rather go to hell
where I can get my dick sucked,
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I'd rather go to hell
where I can get my dick sucked,
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smoke a joint, kick a bitch
in the ass every now and then.
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♪ I answer no ♪
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♪ Will you shut up ♪
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♪ I can boogie, baby
Never learned to swim ♪
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♪ I can boogie, baby ♪
♪ Can't catch the rhythm
of the stroke ♪
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Remember back in the days ?
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Remember back in the days ?
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♪ Why should I hold
my breath ♪
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♪ It ain't that
I like you ♪
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Boy, is that the shit ?
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Mother,
brother lost in time.
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♪ What you talkin' about,
"lost in time" ?
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- Funk just is.
- I listen to rap music.
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That's what I listen to.
Nigger, this is
where rap came from.
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No, nigger,
rap came from N.W.A.
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♪ Psychoalphadiscobeta-
bioaquadolop ♪
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It's been a while.
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It would have been better if we
got to see more of each other.
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Look at you. You're tall,
money and leather clothes and--
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I know you get a lot of pussy
in this car.
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You definitely playin'.
I'm space-age pimpin'.
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What you doin' ?
I'm a homeless pimp.
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What you doin' ?
I'm a homeless pimp.
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I can't afford
one gold tooth.
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I'm just letting mine stay dirty
so I can get the same effect.
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You know what ?
That's what I'm gonna change.
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I'm gonna show you
how to get paid.
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We need to start
our own comedy show.
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I guess it ain't never
too late to start.
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Yeah.
Shit.
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When the last time
you've been to Grandma's ?
A few days ago.
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When the last time
you've been to Grandma's ?
A few days ago.
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She told me
it's been over a year.
Time sure must be flyin'.
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It been that long ?
Yeah,
it's been that long.
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You should go over and see her.
She love you.
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Man, she don't want
to see me.
What make you say that ?
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Grandma a witch, man.
Last time I went
by her house,
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she spit in my eye.
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All right, man.
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She did some vile shit,
but you gotta let that go.
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She been in and out
of the hospital.
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Shortness of breath.
And they say she got
heart problems.
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Shortness of breath.
And they say she got
heart problems.
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Oh, Jesus Christ.
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You boys got me
down to my change.
I'm out.
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You recognize
that sound ?
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey ! Give it a rest !
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Hey, asshole,
it's my only goddamn door.
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Who in the fuck--
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Somebody told me
my money was here.
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Niggers With Guns.
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Niggers With Guns.
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Nobody move !
Nobody gets hurt !
Put it to that, motherfucker !
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Give me my goddamn money !
I know you got the shit !
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Which one of you motherfuckers
snuck in my favorite bible ?
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"Fire and brimstone
rain down upon you."
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You heard me !
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I got your revelation,
motherfucker !
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Alabama.
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Gotcha.
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Gotcha.
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Fifty.
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And it's Foolish.
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What the fuck
is the matter with you two ?
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Don't you know
I could kill you ?
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He the one that made me do this.
I'm like, "This isn't gonna
be funny."
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- You said you wanted
to do some thug shit.
- I said, "Hug."
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- You were talking about a 211.
- I said, "411."
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- Shut the fuck up before
I bat the piss out you.
- I already shit on myself.
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You both shut the fuck up !
Shut the fuck up right now !
What's the matter with you two ?
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Alabama, don't--
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Alabama, don't--
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There's nothing...
funny about this.
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Shut up !
I was just trying
to keep you on your toes.
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You take ten years off my life.
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Alabama ? Hey--
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- Alabama ?
- Alabama ?
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Man, stop joking, Alabama.
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Anybody
know C.P.R. ?
I know CP3.
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I was a purple beret, brother.
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They told me
when you do C.P.R.,
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you gotta blow down their mouth
or beat them in the chest.
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you gotta blow down their mouth
or beat them in the chest.
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We should probably
blow in his mouth.
I ain't blowing in his mouth.
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- I ain't blowing.
- Well, I'm not blowing.
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Man, blow in his mouth.
Why don't you
blow up his ass ?
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Man--
Goddamn ! Then get down
and beat on his chest.
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Shit !
Jesus !
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Can you hit him
harder ?
Come on, man.
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The motherfucker's dead, man !
No, man !
This can't be happening !
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He dead, man.
He dead, man.
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What kind of damn hit man
catch a heart attack ?
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I'll tell you what kind
one that works
for El Dorado Ron !
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That's
his cousin, man !
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Fuck !
That's El Dorado Ron's cousin ?
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Nice fucking game,
fellas.
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Anybody ask you,
you never saw me here.
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We just killed
El Dorado Ron's cousin.
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Uh... I don't know
about the "we" part,
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but y'all do
what you gotta do:
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but y'all do
what you gotta do:
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like chop him up
and clean him up and stuff.
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Get out !
I got a show to do.
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Family immunity,
Mafia-ass bullshit.
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Shit.
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♪ How lucky can one guy be ♪
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Drunk-ass white boy.
If that was a nigger,
you'd have tossed him out.
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What's up, Foolish ?
Dealing with that
crazy brother of mine.
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What else, man ?
Go on in there.
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Get back.
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♪ Her room was
completely black ♪
Hmm.
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You ain't that
motherfuckin' cute.
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Ain't gonna put you
in no modelin' show,
you short, ugly monster.
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Ain't gonna put you
in no modelin' show,
you short, ugly monster.
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What's up, girl ?
Hey, baby.
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Yeah.
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Excuse me.
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Walter, come on.
Am I in this show or not ?
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I'm not seeing my name
anywhere on this list.
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Man, chill out.
I run this club, not you.
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Dude, I know
you run this club,
but I'm tired of waiting.
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By the time I get on stage,
Farrakhan's gonna be dating
a white woman.
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- Where's my shit ?
- Hey, Fool, you lookin'
for something ?
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Ooh ! You know
just what a nigger need.
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What's the crowd like ?
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What's the crowd like ?
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If you want a tip, you better
bring your own. There's two
tables of Catholics up front.
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- Giovanni !
- Foolish... we gotta talk.
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What's up, baby ?
What a crowd, what a crowd !
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I just got handed
a big tab.
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There's lots
of balloons.
Yeah, I know.
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Foolish,
this has gotta be paid off.
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I'm taking it out
of your next check.
I'm walking !
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There's the door.
Go ahead, start walkin'.
This is no joke.
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You better shape up.
You're two hours late
and this tab, you know ?
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That's what
the government does.
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They talk about everything
flag burning amendments.
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We need a flag burning
amendment.
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It's out of control,
the flag burning
in America.
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Of course, 800 black communities
had their churches burnt
to the ground this year.
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What'd the government
do about that ? Nothing.
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I guess if you're
an African-American and you want
the church burnings to stop,
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you'll have to paint flags
on the side of those buildings.
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That would fuck the rednecks up,
wouldn't it ?
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I want to burn the church,
but Old Glory's on the side.
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I want to burn the church,
but Old Glory's on the side.
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Where'd you get that shirt ?
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Oh, there's the light.
Am I sucking that bad ?
Yeah.
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Thank you very much
for not applauding
and breaking my timing.
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Hey, skinny boy,
if you shake it more than twice,
you're playing with it.
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- What ?
- Elizabeth says hi
from the junkyard in the sky.
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Hey, Foolish,
who we got in here tonight ?
That's Redd.
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You can hear him ?
Oh, no,
I can't hear him.
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But I got voices too.
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Who's that honky
out there with you,
Colonel Sanders ?
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It's Manny.
He cool.
Cool, my ass !
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Look at that cheap suit. That
chump so poor, he gotta jerk off
his dog to feed his cat.
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Right on, Manny.
The best part of that turkey
was left on the mattress.
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But the Lord Almighty
was generous with the gravy...
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when He made you, boy.
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If it ain't broke,
don't fix it.
That's what I say.
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Who gives a damn
what you say,
jive-time pretty boy ?
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Let's take it
to the stage.
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Let's take it
to the stage.
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Redd ?
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"Don't eat
from the tree of life."
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Now, what would that be ?
Pussy.
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We call it a bush today.
Vagina.
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It's where life comes from.
The tree of life.
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You eat pussy ?
Come on, Rev.
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You know what I'm saying ?
Just 'cause you're revvin'
don't mean you ain't fuckin'.
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Come on now.
You gotta be fuckin'.
There's the missus.
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I know you didn't get married
just 'cause she make good soup.
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You know
what I'm saying ?
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You pulled out
your pole of Moses
and parted the Red Sea.
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You pulled out
your pole of Moses
and parted the Red Sea.
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Then you let
your people go.
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Remember
when motherfuckers used to sing
to strong-arm the pussy ?
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Like Teddy Pendergrass.
"Turn him off !
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Come here, woman !
You got what I need !"
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The motherfucker said,
"Light a candle."
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That mean he didn't want
to see the whole bumpy ass,
just the silhouette of it.
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Nowadays, you got
the beggin' motherfuckers.
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♪ I'll wash your drawers ♪
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♪ I'll pay your rent ♪
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♪ I'll pay your rent ♪
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Women be going off
on that shit.
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I be like--
♪ That's the nigger you need ♪
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♪ 'Cause I ain't doin'
that shit ♪
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Ladies, I'd like to ask y'all
just one little question.
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Since when did pussy become
higher value than dick ?
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Just 'cause they give up
the pussy, they get roses,
get shopping sprees.
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I'm giving up dick.
This is a fifty-fifty deal !
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Where's my motherfuckin' roses ?
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My baseball tickets ?
Football games ?
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My baseball tickets ?
Football games ?
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Send me to the Lakers !
What the fuck goin' on ?
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Yeah, I know mine's
some quality dick.
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Women, y'all got your own
private A.T.M. machine
right between your legs.
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Oh, yeah.
Dick go in, money come out.
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Mm-hmm.
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I was at church Sunday.
A motherfucker there got
a A.T.M. machine in his church.
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He like, "People coming in here
lying about how they ain't got
their donation.
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"So I put a A.T.M. machine
by the front door.
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I needs my money."
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I needs my money."
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00:12:02,416 --> 00:12:03,957
I don't even know why
they collect money for God.
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00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:06,524
Is He broke ?
Is He on food stamps ?
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00:12:06,557 --> 00:12:10,024
You know what I'm saying ?
Does God need some
motherfuckin' housing ?
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Is He staying in the projects
or something ?
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00:12:12,191 --> 00:12:15,024
Since when did God need money ?
He own all this shit.
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00:12:15,057 --> 00:12:17,224
God don't need no money.
You do !
229
00:12:17,257 --> 00:12:20,291
How many houses
that motherfucker got ?
He's slickin', ain't he ?
230
00:12:20,324 --> 00:12:23,031
Talkin' about
that's God's house,
like God came to you.
231
00:12:23,064 --> 00:12:25,331
"Uh, build me a house
on Fifth and Hill.
232
00:12:25,364 --> 00:12:27,497
"And you know I only like
them stained glass windows.
233
00:12:27,531 --> 00:12:29,297
I don't want none
of them regular windows."
234
00:12:40,664 --> 00:12:43,224
You know,
I hate comin' to this place.
Oh, my God.
235
00:12:43,384 --> 00:12:51,444
♪ Money, money, money ♪
236
00:12:51,478 --> 00:12:54,378
Yo, Paris.
Where Ron at ?
♪ Money ♪
237
00:12:54,411 --> 00:12:56,578
♪ Money,
money, money ♪
He's in the back.
238
00:12:56,611 --> 00:12:58,911
♪ Money ♪
239
00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:00,000
Numbers.
Nice suit, Paris.
240
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:00,878
Numbers.
Nice suit, Paris.
241
00:13:07,944 --> 00:13:09,838
♪Yo, Ron.
242
00:13:11,944 --> 00:13:13,676
Yeah.
243
00:13:15,243 --> 00:13:18,876
We need to talk.
"We need to talk" ?
244
00:13:18,909 --> 00:13:22,716
"We need to talk" ?
Let's go talk.
245
00:13:22,749 --> 00:13:24,483
You stay here.
246
00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:39,249
Wait a minute.
247
00:13:39,283 --> 00:13:42,616
You're telling me
that's my cousin you got
in the trunk of your car ?
248
00:13:45,949 --> 00:13:48,283
I gotta tell my Aunt Marie
that her son is dead,
249
00:13:48,316 --> 00:13:50,749
and, on top of it,
I gotta tell her why ?
250
00:13:52,783 --> 00:13:57,516
- What were you thinkin' ?
- It's all my fault, boss.
251
00:13:57,549 --> 00:13:59,716
But it was an accident.
252
00:13:59,749 --> 00:14:00,000
"An accident" ?
Let me ask you something.
253
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,049
"An accident" ?
Let me ask you something.
254
00:14:02,083 --> 00:14:06,849
If I took this pen
and stuck it in your eye,
would that be an accident ?
255
00:14:06,883 --> 00:14:10,049
If I took a bazooka
and shoved it up your ass...
256
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:13,749
and blew your asshole
into a hundred pieces,
would that be an accident ?
257
00:14:13,783 --> 00:14:17,683
If I took a fuckin' sledgehammer
and started whacking
your fuckin'--
258
00:14:17,716 --> 00:14:19,549
I'm telling you, man,
it was an accident !
259
00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:22,056
He had a goddamn
heart attack.
260
00:14:22,089 --> 00:14:23,823
Shut the fuck up,
both of you !
261
00:14:25,756 --> 00:14:29,989
You're not gonna have
such a cushy job anymore.
You know why ?
262
00:14:30,023 --> 00:14:33,056
From now on, you handle
all of Alabama's territory.
263
00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:35,889
The whole northeast side.
You understand ?
264
00:14:35,923 --> 00:14:38,523
- No, he's not in for that.
- I said, "Shut the fuck up !"
265
00:14:38,556 --> 00:14:41,656
Because if I get up,
both of you are gonna be
laying down.
266
00:14:41,689 --> 00:14:44,023
From here on in,
you handle the drugs,
267
00:14:44,056 --> 00:14:46,723
you handle
the street gangs.
268
00:14:46,756 --> 00:14:49,156
The whole nine yards.
You got that ? That's you.
269
00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:52,656
I collect gambling debts.
I ain't no goddamn drug dealer.
270
00:14:52,689 --> 00:14:54,789
Wait a minute.
You're gonna tell me
what your job is ?
271
00:14:54,823 --> 00:14:57,923
Let me tell you something.
You kill my flesh and blood,
272
00:14:57,956 --> 00:14:59,989
there's a procedure
I have to follow.
273
00:15:02,723 --> 00:15:05,589
I've been loyal to you--
That's how you gonna do me ?
274
00:15:05,623 --> 00:15:09,523
Oh, man,
I know you believe me.
You know I--
275
00:15:09,556 --> 00:15:12,089
Get out
of my office.
276
00:15:12,123 --> 00:15:14,289
It was an accident.
277
00:15:14,323 --> 00:15:19,183
I said get out
of the fuckin' office.
278
00:15:30,410 --> 00:15:33,590
Fifty, goddamn it.
This is way too serious.
279
00:15:33,623 --> 00:15:36,223
Don't be no hardhead.
He's gonna kill you.
280
00:15:36,256 --> 00:15:38,456
I ain't trippin' on him.
It was a goddamn accident.
281
00:15:41,430 --> 00:15:42,811
That's what always
gets a nigger:
282
00:15:42,844 --> 00:15:45,311
the word "free."
283
00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:47,511
You can get a nigger
to turn himself into jail.
284
00:15:47,544 --> 00:15:50,644
Free... shoes.
285
00:15:50,677 --> 00:15:52,677
Be niggers all up in jail.
286
00:15:54,377 --> 00:15:58,677
That's what we've been
freedom.
287
00:15:58,711 --> 00:16:00,000
If you want something for free,
you must be dumb.
288
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,844
If you want something for free,
you must be dumb.
289
00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,811
That's why they call it
free-dumb.
290
00:16:02,844 --> 00:16:06,777
Niggers been marching around
for years for some damn freedom.
291
00:16:06,811 --> 00:16:08,777
Freedom ain't nothing
but a state of mind.
292
00:16:08,811 --> 00:16:11,844
You want to be free ?
It's just that quick.
293
00:16:11,877 --> 00:16:15,611
Motherfucker say,
"I want you there at 7:00."
You say, "Fuck you. I'm free."
294
00:16:15,644 --> 00:16:18,311
Foolish...
you're finished.
295
00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:21,711
I was going through
American history.
296
00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:28,084
Remember... when white people
first came to America ?
297
00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:30,000
Hmm ?
298
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:30,084
Hmm ?
299
00:16:30,117 --> 00:16:32,751
Remember y'all stole
the whole country ?
300
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,751
A nigger go to jail
for stealing a candy bar.
301
00:16:34,784 --> 00:16:36,751
Y'all stole a whole
motherfuckin' country.
302
00:16:36,784 --> 00:16:38,817
Y'all colder
than a motherfucker.
303
00:16:38,851 --> 00:16:41,184
And then gave the Indians
a reservation.
304
00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:43,151
The Indians thought they was
talking about the Hyatt.
305
00:16:45,184 --> 00:16:47,151
Came over--
Y'all had some good-ass weed.
306
00:16:47,184 --> 00:16:49,151
Remember the name of the boat
was the "Mayflower" ?
307
00:16:49,184 --> 00:16:52,351
What flower grows in May ?
Marijuana.
308
00:16:52,384 --> 00:16:57,317
They had a boatload
full of shit. That's why
they ran into Plymouth Rock.
309
00:16:57,351 --> 00:17:00,000
They didn't know where the fuck
they was goin'. That mother
was high out of his mind.
310
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,317
They didn't know where the fuck
they was goin'. That mother
was high out of his mind.
311
00:17:01,351 --> 00:17:06,117
They got off the boat,
and the Indians gave them
fire weed in the peace pipe.
312
00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:08,284
That's why they call it
the peace pipe.
313
00:17:08,317 --> 00:17:11,484
You take one hit of that
motherfucker shit--
314
00:17:11,517 --> 00:17:16,584
"Peace. Peace like
a motherfucker. I ain't
tryin' to fight nothing."
315
00:17:16,617 --> 00:17:18,651
The Indians got so high,
they started running around
telling people,
316
00:17:18,684 --> 00:17:21,151
"I'm high, high, high, high."
317
00:17:21,184 --> 00:17:23,457
"I'm high, high, high, high."
318
00:17:23,491 --> 00:17:26,091
Got the munchies
and called it Thanksgiving.
319
00:17:30,457 --> 00:17:34,457
A lot of our nation's
forefathers was heavy
cocaine users.
320
00:17:34,491 --> 00:17:39,091
Like Alexander Graham Bell.
That's how he got
"Gram" !
321
00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:41,257
He liked to buy it
by the gram.
322
00:17:41,291 --> 00:17:43,457
You got to be high
and out your mind...
323
00:17:43,491 --> 00:17:45,224
to even come up with a concept
like the telephone
sitting at home.
324
00:17:47,457 --> 00:17:48,957
I wish I could talk to somebody
who ain't even here.
325
00:17:48,990 --> 00:17:50,957
Hello ?
326
00:17:50,990 --> 00:17:52,870
Hello ?
327
00:17:53,943 --> 00:17:55,823
You can keep flicking
that light if you want.
328
00:17:55,856 --> 00:17:58,023
All right ?
329
00:17:58,056 --> 00:18:00,000
The longer you flick it,
the longer I'm staying on.
330
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:00,356
The longer you flick it,
the longer I'm staying on.
331
00:18:00,390 --> 00:18:03,023
Y'all run out of money
before I run out of funny.
332
00:18:06,271 --> 00:18:09,771
Hey, Pops.
How you doin', man ?
333
00:18:09,804 --> 00:18:13,537
masturbation.
334
00:18:13,571 --> 00:18:16,237
Hey, Jimmy,
what's up, man ?
I sent my tape.
335
00:18:16,271 --> 00:18:18,904
Did you look
at my tape yet ?
Call my office.
336
00:18:18,937 --> 00:18:22,844
Call ?
You want me to call ?
Should I call ? I'll call.
337
00:18:25,411 --> 00:18:27,944
♪ People always want to know ♪
338
00:18:27,977 --> 00:18:30,000
♪ Why Ice Cube be driving
so damn slow ♪
339
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,777
♪ Why Ice Cube be driving
so damn slow ♪
340
00:18:32,811 --> 00:18:35,911
Hey, yo, yo !
I just told my mama
you're gonna sign me !
341
00:18:35,944 --> 00:18:37,911
Get some material.
342
00:18:37,944 --> 00:18:40,777
Jimmy, over here !
Aw, shit.
343
00:18:40,811 --> 00:18:42,544
Look, man,
when you love
what you're doing,
344
00:18:42,577 --> 00:18:45,244
you got no concept of time
when you're on stage.
345
00:18:45,277 --> 00:18:49,477
Foolish, everybody's got
a certain amount of time
to do their thing.
346
00:18:49,511 --> 00:18:51,911
That's the way it works here.
You know that.
347
00:18:51,944 --> 00:18:54,377
The way it works
is when I'm on stage,
your club is packed.
348
00:18:54,411 --> 00:18:56,911
When I ain't on stage,
ain't nobody in this
motherfucker.
349
00:18:56,944 --> 00:19:00,000
You can't sell no liquor,
no chicken, none of them
dry-ass fries you got here.
350
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:00,877
You can't sell no liquor,
no chicken, none of them
dry-ass fries you got here.
351
00:19:00,911 --> 00:19:03,511
What do you want me
to call it, Foolish's Club ?
352
00:19:03,544 --> 00:19:06,211
This is Giovanni's Club.
353
00:19:06,244 --> 00:19:08,211
Look, Giovanni.
I got an idea.
354
00:19:08,244 --> 00:19:11,211
How about I go on last
every motherfuckin' night ?
355
00:19:11,244 --> 00:19:13,177
That way you can
put the comics on you want,
356
00:19:13,211 --> 00:19:15,377
and everybody
will be happy.
357
00:19:15,411 --> 00:19:17,877
That's exactly
what I want you to do.
358
00:19:17,911 --> 00:19:20,344
Capite ?
Capite.
359
00:19:22,377 --> 00:19:24,817
Giovanni, how are you
feeling tonight ?
360
00:19:27,117 --> 00:19:29,351
Are you out
of your fuckin' mind ?
I don't want to hear it.
361
00:19:29,384 --> 00:19:30,000
There's other clubs.
Fuck it.
362
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,317
There's other clubs.
Fuck it.
363
00:19:31,351 --> 00:19:33,317
Not like Giovanni's.
Not on the strip.
364
00:19:33,351 --> 00:19:36,017
This is where
the industry comes, man.
365
00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:40,184
It's not cool
going on after midnight.
It's cool with me.
366
00:19:40,217 --> 00:19:45,017
Look, man... I got
people coming down here
to see you next week.
367
00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:48,184
You understand that ?
You won't be on stage
till after midnight.
368
00:19:48,217 --> 00:19:51,851
Look, man,
it's about comedy with me.
It ain't about money.
369
00:19:51,884 --> 00:19:54,484
I'm the comedian
in this situation.
You the manager.
370
00:19:54,517 --> 00:19:57,017
How about managing
to take care of this shit ?
371
00:19:57,051 --> 00:19:59,184
I'm not gonna argue
with you, man.
372
00:19:59,217 --> 00:20:00,000
If you don't want to perform,
you don't have to.
I don't give a fuck.
373
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,051
If you don't want to perform,
you don't have to.
I don't give a fuck.
374
00:20:02,084 --> 00:20:06,884
But realize we need
this showcase if you want
to go on a big-budget tour.
375
00:20:06,917 --> 00:20:11,851
Look, man,
there's no other club in town
that matters but this one.
376
00:20:11,884 --> 00:20:15,984
Man, we don't want
this Good Fella wanna-be
breathing down our necks.
377
00:20:16,017 --> 00:20:18,984
Listen. I got a call
from Paramount.
378
00:20:19,017 --> 00:20:21,317
They want to meet with you.
You hear what I'm saying ?
379
00:20:21,351 --> 00:20:24,224
Big movie.
Great opportunity.
Yeah ?
380
00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:28,091
Yes. Now, look here.
It's Thursday.
381
00:20:28,124 --> 00:20:30,000
Right there.
You be there, you hear ?
382
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:30,424
Right there.
You be there, you hear ?
383
00:20:30,457 --> 00:20:34,024
You do that for me ?
All right.
I got you covered.
384
00:20:36,291 --> 00:20:38,324
Hey, look who's here.
Jimmy, nice to see you.
385
00:20:44,324 --> 00:20:50,091
Foolish, you are so sexy.
386
00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:52,924
Where the hell were you
till 3:00 in the morning ?
387
00:20:52,957 --> 00:20:55,057
You told me yesterday
you had the 9:00 slot.
388
00:20:55,091 --> 00:20:58,891
11:00. Let a nigger
get some damn sleep.
389
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,000
I know you weren't
on stage for four hours.
390
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,057
I know you weren't
on stage for four hours.
391
00:21:01,091 --> 00:21:03,391
It might have been five.
I'm good.
392
00:21:03,424 --> 00:21:07,157
Don't patronize me.
You have no idea
how to treat a lady.
393
00:21:07,191 --> 00:21:10,224
- Show me a lady.
- Fuck you, Foolish !
394
00:21:10,257 --> 00:21:13,191
That's what you do.
Not that damn good either.
395
00:21:13,224 --> 00:21:15,891
What's up, baby ?
Mom, I need some
lunch money.
396
00:21:15,924 --> 00:21:18,724
Go ask Foolish.
397
00:21:18,757 --> 00:21:21,291
Foolish,
I need some lunch money.
398
00:21:26,231 --> 00:21:28,364
You little gremlin.
399
00:21:28,397 --> 00:21:30,000
Ain't you the one
that always say,
400
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:30,864
Ain't you the one
that always say,
401
00:21:30,897 --> 00:21:32,997
"You ain't my daddy,
you ain't my daddy" ?
402
00:21:35,897 --> 00:21:38,431
You're good, boy.
I like you.
403
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:41,064
Here.
404
00:21:41,097 --> 00:21:43,997
Buy yourself
an "edu-ma-cation."
Thanks.
405
00:21:44,031 --> 00:21:47,964
It's all right.
You don't want to be dumb
like your mama.
406
00:21:47,997 --> 00:21:51,864
Dumb-ass.
Let me get some damn sleep.
407
00:21:54,164 --> 00:21:58,464
Pussy was dry last night,
like sandpaper.
408
00:21:58,497 --> 00:22:00,000
Where the hell
were you last night ?
What's your problem, woman ?
409
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:00,731
Where the hell
were you last night ?
What's your problem, woman ?
410
00:22:00,764 --> 00:22:02,764
Ain't no club in L.A. open
till 3:00 in the morning.
411
00:22:02,797 --> 00:22:06,231
Don't lie to me !
Do you
want me to put a time clock
on this motherfucker ?
412
00:22:06,264 --> 00:22:09,197
Punch in, punch out ?
Do you want me to leave my dick
on the motherfuckin' couch ?
413
00:22:09,231 --> 00:22:11,231
You got time for them
fuckin' bitches at the club
who think you're so--
414
00:22:11,264 --> 00:22:14,197
Put your hands on me
one more time-- Don't put
yourself in a man's position.
415
00:22:14,231 --> 00:22:17,097
You gonna hit me ?
Come on, hit me.
I ain't gonna hit your ass.
416
00:22:17,131 --> 00:22:19,264
Smack me,
you punk-ass bitch.
I got your bitch, bitch.
417
00:22:19,297 --> 00:22:22,771
Bitch, you better sit
your ignorant ass down.
418
00:22:27,871 --> 00:22:30,000
You hit my motherfuckin'
grandmother's picture !
419
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:30,337
You hit my motherfuckin'
grandmother's picture !
420
00:22:30,371 --> 00:22:33,004
She gave me that damn tiger,
you nutty motherfucker !
421
00:22:35,237 --> 00:22:39,071
I make the payments,
I'll drive the damn car !
422
00:22:39,104 --> 00:22:42,004
I'm the one who put
the money down on that
motherfuckin' car !
423
00:22:48,071 --> 00:22:51,937
Come here, bitch !
Get your motherfuckin' ass--
424
00:22:55,437 --> 00:22:58,404
Whose motherfuckin'...
car... is this ?
425
00:22:58,437 --> 00:23:00,000
Are you fucking crazy ?
426
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:00,837
Are you fucking crazy ?
427
00:23:00,871 --> 00:23:04,137
Fuck, yes !
It's mine !
428
00:23:04,171 --> 00:23:07,437
Mine !
429
00:23:07,471 --> 00:23:10,804
My motherfuckin' car !
430
00:23:12,437 --> 00:23:15,104
Mine ! Mine ! Mine !
431
00:23:25,011 --> 00:23:28,744
Fathers never sit a son down
and say, "Son, come here.
432
00:23:28,777 --> 00:23:30,000
"You know, one day
you're gonna see some pussy.
433
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,277
"You know, one day
you're gonna see some pussy.
434
00:23:32,311 --> 00:23:35,344
Here's what you do with it."
435
00:23:35,377 --> 00:23:39,277
We don't get those talks.
We get Playboy magazine,
Hustler, shit like that.
436
00:23:39,311 --> 00:23:41,744
We just look at naked pictures
and jack off.
437
00:23:41,777 --> 00:23:44,911
Goddamn !
Shit !
438
00:23:44,944 --> 00:23:47,411
What the fuck--
439
00:23:47,444 --> 00:23:51,777
You got to be the ignorantest
motherfucker that ever lived.
440
00:23:51,811 --> 00:23:55,111
Break your own shit out.
Look at you now.
441
00:23:55,144 --> 00:23:57,411
Lucky it ain't raining.
Your ass would be wet.
442
00:23:57,444 --> 00:24:00,000
You's a stupid motherfucker,
Foolish.
443
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:00,244
You's a stupid motherfucker,
Foolish.
444
00:24:00,277 --> 00:24:02,244
I'd like to take
this time out...
445
00:24:02,277 --> 00:24:04,444
to thank you white people.
446
00:24:04,477 --> 00:24:08,277
No, for real.
For inviting us here to America.
447
00:24:08,311 --> 00:24:11,777
That was real nice of y'all.
You know what I'm saying ?
448
00:24:11,811 --> 00:24:14,077
Sent boats over to pick us up
and everything.
449
00:24:14,111 --> 00:24:17,744
Gave us jobs
when we got here.
450
00:24:17,777 --> 00:24:20,111
Because you always hear
the stereotypes.
451
00:24:20,144 --> 00:24:22,451
Black people--
They don't like to work.
452
00:24:22,484 --> 00:24:25,084
What the fuck are you
talking about ? It's genetic !
453
00:24:25,117 --> 00:24:27,917
When we was in Africa,
we didn't have fuckin' jobs.
454
00:24:27,951 --> 00:24:30,000
We'd just sit around all day
until we get hungry,
455
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:30,417
We'd just sit around all day
until we get hungry,
456
00:24:30,451 --> 00:24:32,417
go kill something
and barbecue !
457
00:24:32,451 --> 00:24:35,784
As we still do today !
458
00:24:35,817 --> 00:24:39,417
So what do you think ?
It's never been done before.
459
00:24:39,451 --> 00:24:43,084
Three lovable drag queens
driving cross-country...
460
00:24:43,117 --> 00:24:45,484
helping middle America
solve its problems.
461
00:24:45,517 --> 00:24:48,484
Y'all want me
to wear a dress ?
462
00:24:48,517 --> 00:24:52,384
Foolish,
this isn't a throwaway role.
463
00:24:52,417 --> 00:24:57,417
You'll be carrying
the emotional energy
of the movie.
464
00:24:57,451 --> 00:25:00,000
Man, it's not that I don't
appreciate the offer,
'cause I do, but--
465
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,384
Man, it's not that I don't
appreciate the offer,
'cause I do, but--
466
00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:06,851
All we're asking you to do...
is to take the script home,
read it,
467
00:25:06,884 --> 00:25:09,184
then make a decision.
Then make
the decision.
468
00:25:11,551 --> 00:25:15,017
Foolish, there's a lot
of money involved.
469
00:25:15,051 --> 00:25:17,017
We're talking a major
motion picture here, Foolish.
470
00:25:19,551 --> 00:25:22,724
It can't hurt.
All right.
471
00:25:25,957 --> 00:25:28,491
- I don't know, man.
472
00:25:28,524 --> 00:25:30,000
Foolish, please--
473
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:30,991
Foolish, please--
474
00:25:33,091 --> 00:25:35,224
We're not supposed
to talk about this yet.
475
00:25:35,257 --> 00:25:39,824
Harrison may be signing on
as one of the other drag queens.
476
00:25:39,857 --> 00:25:43,024
Get out of here !
Harrison ?
Harrison.
477
00:25:43,057 --> 00:25:45,291
Air Force Harrison ?
Harrison.
478
00:25:45,324 --> 00:25:47,324
Me and... Harrison ?
479
00:25:47,357 --> 00:25:49,791
Harrison.
Harrison ?
480
00:25:49,824 --> 00:25:51,991
Foolish Waise
and Harrison ?
481
00:25:52,024 --> 00:25:53,524
- Harrison.
- That's Harrison.
482
00:25:53,557 --> 00:25:56,491
So I guess
that's me.
Yeah.
483
00:25:56,524 --> 00:26:00,000
♪ Yeah, that's it.
484
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:00,024
♪ Yeah, that's it.
485
00:26:00,057 --> 00:26:02,024
Yeah ! Yeah ! Yeah !
486
00:26:02,057 --> 00:26:05,257
I ain't feelin' that.
I ain't feelin' it at all.
487
00:26:07,557 --> 00:26:11,457
I thought y'all was casting
a movie about the black
experience in Vietnam.
488
00:26:11,491 --> 00:26:14,957
- That's down the road, baby.
- How far down the road ?
I got car problems right now.
489
00:26:14,991 --> 00:26:18,324
Way down the road.
This is now, Foolish.
490
00:26:18,357 --> 00:26:21,791
Now.
We're talking about taking
you out of the clubs...
491
00:26:21,824 --> 00:26:24,264
and putting you
on the couch.
492
00:26:24,297 --> 00:26:27,097
On the couch.
With Leno.
493
00:26:27,131 --> 00:26:29,231
- Oprah.
- Oprah.
494
00:26:29,264 --> 00:26:30,000
Rosie.
Rosie.
495
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,164
Rosie.
Rosie.
496
00:26:31,197 --> 00:26:35,831
Could I say something that
every actor probably...
497
00:26:35,864 --> 00:26:38,264
would want to say
to a couple gentlemen
like yourselves ?
498
00:26:38,297 --> 00:26:40,964
Sure. Say anything
you want to say.
Sure. Go ahead.
499
00:26:40,997 --> 00:26:44,464
Yeah.
Kiss my black ass.
500
00:26:44,497 --> 00:26:46,797
Man, I'm not selling out
to do this shit.
501
00:26:46,831 --> 00:26:50,297
There's some people
that think they're women.
502
00:26:50,331 --> 00:26:53,764
- Put a damn dress on ?
- We call them homosexuals.
503
00:26:53,797 --> 00:26:57,824
Kiss my ass.
Like I'm gonna be
Mr. Tootsie Roll.
504
00:26:57,858 --> 00:27:00,000
I ain't got nothing
against them. I just don't
understand that shit.
505
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:00,824
I ain't got nothing
against them. I just don't
understand that shit.
506
00:27:00,858 --> 00:27:03,891
How do you find love
in another hairy sack ?
507
00:27:03,924 --> 00:27:06,858
He's black.
He's skinny.
He's all wrapped up.
508
00:27:06,891 --> 00:27:09,824
Have you seen the gay parade ?
509
00:27:09,858 --> 00:27:14,791
Every year they take over
the whole town.
Big-ass floats.
510
00:27:14,824 --> 00:27:17,991
Literally.
Floats shaped like big asses.
511
00:27:18,024 --> 00:27:21,924
A couple of them
"I'm Shitty Man."
512
00:27:21,958 --> 00:27:24,964
That's why I want every man
in here to know,
513
00:27:24,998 --> 00:27:27,964
starting this year,
we're gonna have our own
straight parade.
514
00:27:27,998 --> 00:27:30,000
Yeah.
We gonna take over their boulevard.
515
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,331
Yeah.
We gonna take over their boulevard.
516
00:27:31,364 --> 00:27:34,664
We gonna have big floats
shaped like giant dicks !
517
00:27:34,698 --> 00:27:39,264
With naked women holding hands
around it singing "Kumbaya."
518
00:27:40,698 --> 00:27:42,998
Mr. Washington, what do
you have to say--
519
00:27:43,031 --> 00:27:45,731
These bloodsuckers are trying
to bring my best client down.
520
00:27:45,764 --> 00:27:47,731
We want it all.
We want it all !
521
00:27:47,764 --> 00:27:51,298
- Quentin ?
- What's up, baby girl ?
522
00:27:51,331 --> 00:27:54,031
Hi.
Long time no see, huh ?
523
00:27:55,631 --> 00:27:58,798
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
Look at you, girl.
524
00:27:58,831 --> 00:28:00,000
- All grown up, huh ?
- Desiree ?
525
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,631
- All grown up, huh ?
- Desiree ?
526
00:28:01,664 --> 00:28:03,798
You coming ?
You sure ?
Oh, no,
you go ahead.
527
00:28:03,831 --> 00:28:07,064
Yeah,
I'll be all right.
She be all right, Johnny.
528
00:28:07,098 --> 00:28:10,398
That's Everett Washington,
esquire.
529
00:28:11,631 --> 00:28:15,298
That's your boss ?
Oh, okay.
That's my uncle.
530
00:28:15,331 --> 00:28:17,464
So I heard lawyers
make a lot of money.
531
00:28:17,498 --> 00:28:19,698
I do all right
as an assistant.
532
00:28:19,731 --> 00:28:23,738
So what is it
that you do ?
I'm a car salesman.
533
00:28:23,771 --> 00:28:26,604
A salesman with
all those diamonds
in his glasses ?
534
00:28:26,638 --> 00:28:30,000
I sell a lot of cars.
I bet you do.
535
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:30,304
I sell a lot of cars.
I bet you do.
536
00:28:32,104 --> 00:28:34,071
I got a proposal for you.
537
00:28:34,104 --> 00:28:36,604
I'm trying
to do a comedy show,
538
00:28:36,638 --> 00:28:38,704
starring
my little brother Foolish.
539
00:28:38,738 --> 00:28:40,704
You remember
Foolish ?
540
00:28:40,738 --> 00:28:42,904
Yeah, I know Foolish.
541
00:28:42,938 --> 00:28:47,504
I need somebody
to help me organize this,
and you're the perfect person.
542
00:28:47,538 --> 00:28:49,904
Why me, though ?
543
00:28:49,938 --> 00:28:53,538
Because you're intelligent.
I can trust you.
544
00:28:53,571 --> 00:28:57,938
You know I care about you.
You know that.
545
00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:00,000
So are you down
or what ?
546
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,771
So are you down
or what ?
547
00:29:12,005 --> 00:29:16,172
I expect you're right.
Grandma !
548
00:29:16,205 --> 00:29:18,739
Hey, Foolish.
Oh, my baby.
549
00:29:18,772 --> 00:29:22,239
How you doin' ?
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
550
00:29:22,272 --> 00:29:25,245
Looking good, Gram.
551
00:29:25,279 --> 00:29:27,779
I like them shoes.
Stop your foolishness.
552
00:29:27,812 --> 00:29:29,779
You're too hot
for church.
553
00:29:29,812 --> 00:29:30,000
How you doin', Miss Ida ?
Hello, sweetie.
554
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,879
How you doin', Miss Ida ?
Hello, sweetie.
555
00:29:31,912 --> 00:29:34,612
Hi, baby.
556
00:29:34,645 --> 00:29:37,245
I've had a crush on you
for 15 years, girl.
557
00:29:37,279 --> 00:29:40,079
Get out of here, boy.
Oh, no.
558
00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:43,079
So where's Quentin ?
559
00:29:43,112 --> 00:29:45,745
How come he don't ever
come to see me ?
560
00:29:45,779 --> 00:29:48,245
Um... he said
he's afraid of you...
561
00:29:48,279 --> 00:29:50,779
'cause the last time
y'all talked, you spit
in his eye.
562
00:29:50,812 --> 00:29:54,112
Hmm. I meant
to spit in his eye.
563
00:29:54,145 --> 00:29:57,212
Trying to clear up his sight
so he can see he's headed
down the wrong road.
564
00:29:57,245 --> 00:30:00,000
I raised y'all proper
after your mama passed on.
565
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,012
I raised y'all proper
after your mama passed on.
566
00:30:01,045 --> 00:30:04,045
I don't think you remember
when he went off to live
with his daddy, do you ?
567
00:30:04,079 --> 00:30:07,579
Mm-mm.
Well, before he left,
568
00:30:07,612 --> 00:30:09,579
I looked Quentin
dead in the eye,
569
00:30:09,612 --> 00:30:12,045
and I said, "Quentin,
just because your daddy's
a crooked man,
570
00:30:12,079 --> 00:30:14,212
don't mean your fate
is sealed."
571
00:30:14,245 --> 00:30:16,879
You gotta live
your own life,
huh, Grandma ?
572
00:30:16,912 --> 00:30:18,879
Mm-hmm.
573
00:30:18,912 --> 00:30:21,212
That's right,
but that boy's headed for ruin.
574
00:30:21,245 --> 00:30:24,552
Always just grabbing
at something further
and further out of reach.
575
00:30:24,585 --> 00:30:26,985
He just a fathead.
That's what he is.
576
00:30:27,019 --> 00:30:30,000
Acts important, so he think
he's really important.
577
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:30,485
Acts important, so he think
he's really important.
578
00:30:30,519 --> 00:30:32,819
Remember what
I used to tell y'all ?
579
00:30:32,852 --> 00:30:35,685
The only stars are--
In the sky.
580
00:30:35,719 --> 00:30:38,952
- That's right.
- My grandmother was crazy.
581
00:30:40,985 --> 00:30:42,952
- Y'all remember switches ?
- Oh, yeah.
582
00:30:42,985 --> 00:30:45,985
First it was the belt.
I was cool with that.
583
00:30:46,019 --> 00:30:48,619
You stick the arm out,
let it wrap around
a couple of times...
584
00:30:48,652 --> 00:30:50,819
then do a lot of hollering
like it hurt.
585
00:30:50,852 --> 00:30:53,952
Oh, I ain't gonna
do it no more !
586
00:30:56,652 --> 00:30:58,785
Then she got ahold
of them switches.
587
00:30:58,819 --> 00:31:00,000
She an old country woman.
588
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,485
She an old country woman.
589
00:31:01,519 --> 00:31:04,952
They make you go get
the weapon yourself.
590
00:31:04,985 --> 00:31:07,652
That ain't nothing
but psychological torture,
591
00:31:07,685 --> 00:31:10,619
'cause the whole way
you're going towards the tree,
592
00:31:10,652 --> 00:31:13,952
you thinking,
"This is gonna fuck me up."
593
00:31:19,585 --> 00:31:22,052
♪ The only stars
are in the sky ♪
594
00:31:22,085 --> 00:31:24,192
♪ Hey, hey ♪
595
00:31:26,659 --> 00:31:29,759
♪ Said the only stars ♪
596
00:31:29,792 --> 00:31:30,000
♪ Are in the sky ♪
597
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,759
♪ Are in the sky ♪
598
00:31:31,792 --> 00:31:35,092
♪ I ♪
599
00:31:35,125 --> 00:31:38,492
♪ Remember when you first
told me that Grandma
Ow, huh ♪
600
00:31:38,525 --> 00:31:41,225
- Yeah.
- I got another one.
You want to hear another one ?
601
00:31:41,259 --> 00:31:44,459
No, baby, just keep on
with your comedy.
602
00:31:44,492 --> 00:31:48,892
- Oh, that's cold.
- I got one anyway.
603
00:31:52,959 --> 00:31:54,925
♪ This is a man's world ♪
604
00:31:56,825 --> 00:31:59,659
Ron's going crazy over this.
He's obsessed by it.
605
00:31:59,692 --> 00:32:00,000
You either settle with him
or get the hell out of town.
606
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,825
You either settle with him
or get the hell out of town.
607
00:32:02,859 --> 00:32:06,659
Shit, I ain't runnin', baby.
I know how to play the game.
608
00:32:06,692 --> 00:32:08,859
♪ Nothing ♪
609
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:15,333
Miss, excuse me,
but we have to talk.
610
00:32:15,367 --> 00:32:17,967
Make it fast, Numbers.
I got somewhere to go.
611
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,967
I'll make it fast.
612
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:23,740
- Go put some clothes on, girl.
- Oh, Fifty.
613
00:32:23,773 --> 00:32:26,673
I got a lot of experience
with this kind of stuff.
614
00:32:26,707 --> 00:32:29,140
You need to get lost
while you still can.
615
00:32:29,173 --> 00:32:30,000
Which one ?
This one or this one ?
616
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,273
Which one ?
This one or this one ?
617
00:32:31,307 --> 00:32:33,307
- The blue one.
- Both of 'em blue, man.
618
00:32:33,340 --> 00:32:35,807
That one,
for Christ's sake.
619
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:39,340
I'm gonna pick this one.
Never could trust your judgment.
620
00:32:41,707 --> 00:32:45,307
All right.
There is one other option.
621
00:32:45,340 --> 00:32:49,073
What ?
You remember the warehouse
at 29th Street ?
622
00:32:49,107 --> 00:32:51,273
Yeah, I remember.
623
00:32:51,307 --> 00:32:54,540
I was in charge
of erasing the tapes
from the security system.
624
00:32:56,273 --> 00:32:59,140
I know that ain't
what I think it is.
625
00:32:59,173 --> 00:33:00,000
I always told you, you deal
with somebody like Ron,
you cover your ass.
626
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:03,673
I always told you, you deal
with somebody like Ron,
you cover your ass.
627
00:33:03,707 --> 00:33:05,607
I've been saving this
in case of an emergency.
628
00:33:07,973 --> 00:33:10,973
This is an emergency...
629
00:33:11,007 --> 00:33:13,107
and this is all the insurance
I need, Numbers.
630
00:33:13,140 --> 00:33:15,140
Thanks.
631
00:33:15,173 --> 00:33:17,807
All right.
You're going out tonight,
I'm going with you.
632
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:20,007
You need somebody
to cover you.
633
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:24,113
You ain't goin' with me
'cause I ain't goin' out.
I changed my mind.
Good.
634
00:33:24,147 --> 00:33:26,580
I'm not going anywhere either,
so the two of us
will be together.
635
00:33:26,613 --> 00:33:28,780
No, I'm gonna be right here
with my girl.
636
00:33:28,813 --> 00:33:30,000
- If you need me, you just call.
- You promise me ?
637
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,147
- If you need me, you just call.
- You promise me ?
638
00:33:32,180 --> 00:33:36,280
I said just call. If you
need me, we'll be here.
I'm not going anywhere.
639
00:33:36,313 --> 00:33:40,147
I heard what you said.
You promise me you're
gonna be here or not ?
640
00:33:40,180 --> 00:33:43,747
♪ You know that man
makes money ♪
Just call if you need me.
641
00:33:43,780 --> 00:33:47,247
- Do you promise me ?
- I said I'm gonna be here.
642
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:50,947
All right.
How old is that girl ?
643
00:33:53,847 --> 00:33:55,813
I went to the movie theater...
644
00:33:55,847 --> 00:33:58,813
and saw this girl
I met 48 Hours ago.
645
00:33:58,847 --> 00:34:00,000
Or was it
Nine And A Half Weeks ?
I didn't haveTotal Recall.
646
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,013
Or was it
Nine And A Half Weeks ?
I didn't haveTotal Recall.
647
00:34:02,047 --> 00:34:04,880
Her hair looked
like she jumped out
of Tales From The Crypt.
648
00:34:04,913 --> 00:34:06,913
Hey, baby, what's up ?
649
00:34:06,947 --> 00:34:09,247
What's up, girl ?
How are you doin' ?
650
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,913
I'm fine.
Good. I just wanted
to let you know...
651
00:34:11,947 --> 00:34:14,047
that Everett Washington
just got here.
652
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:16,213
Where ?
He's right back there.
653
00:34:16,247 --> 00:34:19,780
Okay.
654
00:34:19,813 --> 00:34:22,747
Make sure we get
the best champagne in the house
for him, all right ?
655
00:34:22,780 --> 00:34:24,987
I've got
just the bottle.
656
00:34:25,020 --> 00:34:27,087
She asked me if I wanted
to do the Wild Thing.
657
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:29,353
I thought,
"This is an Indecent Proposal."
658
00:34:29,387 --> 00:34:30,000
Half of these guys are shit.
I think it's this guy Foolish
we need to see.
659
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,253
Half of these guys are shit.
I think it's this guy Foolish
we need to see.
660
00:34:33,287 --> 00:34:36,287
Probably Lost In Space,
though I never Die Hard.
661
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:40,087
At this point, all I could
think about wasThe Getaway.
662
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,887
So I told her,
"Let's check my X-Files--
Hello.
663
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:44,987
Hi.
664
00:34:45,020 --> 00:34:48,587
So I came up
with some Pulp Fiction;
started telling True Lies.
665
00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:50,787
Right ? Right ?
666
00:34:50,820 --> 00:34:54,587
Simone, who ordered that ?
It's for Everett Washington.
667
00:34:54,620 --> 00:34:57,720
You mean,
theEverett Washington is here ?
668
00:34:57,753 --> 00:34:59,920
The Everett Washington.
669
00:34:59,953 --> 00:35:00,000
Well, the champagne
is on the house.
Don't worry about it.
670
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:03,887
Well, the champagne
is on the house.
Don't worry about it.
671
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:06,053
It's already been
paid for by Fifty.
Fifty who ?
672
00:35:06,087 --> 00:35:08,253
Masturbation.
673
00:35:08,287 --> 00:35:11,120
I like to think of it
as making love
to someone special.
674
00:35:11,153 --> 00:35:13,753
I wish he'd get off.
675
00:35:13,787 --> 00:35:15,753
I'm sorry, sister,
for even bringing you
to this motherfucker.
676
00:35:17,620 --> 00:35:20,587
Thanks.
That's gonna be worth a lot
of money once I'm dead.
677
00:35:20,620 --> 00:35:22,353
Foolish.
Good to see you, baby.
Looking good.
678
00:35:22,387 --> 00:35:24,760
All right.
I want you
to meet somebody.
679
00:35:24,793 --> 00:35:27,060
Ruben Reyes from
Horizon Entertainment
Television.
680
00:35:27,093 --> 00:35:29,693
How you doin', old Ru ?
All right.
Real pleasure, Foolish.
681
00:35:29,727 --> 00:35:30,000
Horizon's gotten
a lot of comedians
started in television.
682
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:33,727
Horizon's gotten
a lot of comedians
started in television.
683
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:36,727
We're hearing
good things about you.
Jimmy can't stop yapping.
684
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:40,027
That's his 15 percent
talkin'. Where's my money
from the last gig ?
685
00:35:40,060 --> 00:35:43,893
Then I bring myself back
to my apartment and seduce me.
686
00:35:43,927 --> 00:35:46,793
This is too sad.
Boo !
687
00:35:46,827 --> 00:35:49,893
- First I resist. I'm not easy.
- Get the fuck off stage, please !
688
00:35:49,927 --> 00:35:53,760
Then finally I give in
because when I say no,
I really mean maybe.
689
00:35:53,793 --> 00:35:57,693
These white comedians
out here-- Yeah.
I see.
690
00:35:57,727 --> 00:35:59,860
Ten minutes--
Where you goin' ?
691
00:35:59,893 --> 00:36:00,000
- From what I hear,
your routine is pretty fresh.
- "Fresh" ?
692
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:04,627
- From what I hear,
your routine is pretty fresh.
- "Fresh" ?
693
00:36:04,660 --> 00:36:06,927
I like rough sex.
You like rough sex ?
694
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:10,093
Fuck you from the back
and burn you with a cigarette.
You like that ?
695
00:36:10,127 --> 00:36:14,693
Hit you over the ass
and head with a cleat.
You like that ?
696
00:36:14,727 --> 00:36:17,060
What time is Foolish
coming on ?
697
00:36:17,093 --> 00:36:20,727
What you call a dog
with no legs ? It don't matter.
He ain't gonna come anyway.
698
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:24,733
- These guys are horrible.
- Where you goin', short fucker,
in your ugly-ass suit ?
699
00:36:24,767 --> 00:36:27,733
I guarantee you
it will be worth the wait.
Yeah.
700
00:36:27,767 --> 00:36:30,000
We're losing our ass
in here tonight.
701
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:30,833
We're losing our ass
in here tonight.
702
00:36:30,867 --> 00:36:35,000
Giovanni's phone.
703
00:36:35,033 --> 00:36:38,600
Check this shit out.
704
00:36:41,033 --> 00:36:43,067
Yeah ?
Who is this ?
705
00:36:43,100 --> 00:36:45,333
Giovanni.
Who you think it is ?
706
00:36:45,367 --> 00:36:47,333
Yo, Giovanni, man,
we're in trouble tonight.
707
00:36:47,367 --> 00:36:50,600
They're dying
out there, man.
What do you mean ?
708
00:36:50,633 --> 00:36:52,367
Comics gettin' booed
off the stage.
709
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:54,133
People walkin' up,
leavin' out the club.
710
00:36:55,633 --> 00:36:58,067
- Put Foolish on.
- Foolish ?
711
00:36:58,100 --> 00:37:00,000
Foolish... go do a show
in the main room.
712
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,133
Foolish... go do a show
in the main room.
713
00:37:02,167 --> 00:37:04,333
Yes, sir, boss.
714
00:37:04,367 --> 00:37:06,267
He's on his way
over there now.
715
00:37:06,300 --> 00:37:08,333
You told me
to put Foolish on last.
716
00:37:08,367 --> 00:37:12,000
- Forget about it.
- Giovanni, you feel all right ?
717
00:37:12,033 --> 00:37:14,700
- You talkin' to me ?
- Yeah, I'm talkin' to you.
718
00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:18,667
No, I'm talking to you !
You bustin' my balls ?
719
00:37:18,700 --> 00:37:23,267
You tell me this on the day
of my daughter's wedding, baby ?
720
00:37:23,300 --> 00:37:25,873
I'm not talkin' to you !
Huh ?
721
00:37:34,306 --> 00:37:37,673
- What's up, people ?
- Tell your business, Fool.
722
00:37:37,706 --> 00:37:39,640
Foolish !
Go ahead, skinny boy !
723
00:37:42,140 --> 00:37:46,007
Now, women, I'm scared
of you motherfuckers.
724
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,240
Y'all lie.
Oh, yeah.
725
00:37:48,273 --> 00:37:50,640
Y'all lie real well.
726
00:37:50,673 --> 00:37:54,107
You always lie and say
you don't want to fuck
as bad as we do...
727
00:37:54,140 --> 00:37:57,040
when you know y'all want
to fuck more than we do.
728
00:37:57,073 --> 00:38:00,000
Look at the shit y'all
go through to attract dick.
729
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:00,807
Look at the shit y'all
go through to attract dick.
730
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:05,107
You pluck your eyebrows.
You line your eyes, around
the motherfuckin' eyes.
731
00:38:05,140 --> 00:38:09,273
Then put the lipstick on
and outline that motherfucker.
And the rouge and shit.
732
00:38:09,307 --> 00:38:11,773
Then put your titties
in a dress, make it look
like a booty on your chest.
733
00:38:11,807 --> 00:38:13,973
You're servin' them up.
734
00:38:14,007 --> 00:38:18,073
Walter, what is he
doing up there ?
He's savin' our ass.
735
00:38:18,107 --> 00:38:20,607
Who told you
to put him up there ?
736
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:24,380
You. You told me
to put him up there.
I told you ?
737
00:38:24,413 --> 00:38:27,013
Yeah.
Good fuckin' idea too.
738
00:38:27,047 --> 00:38:30,000
See now, white women--
They get to go shopping...
739
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:30,247
See now, white women--
They get to go shopping...
740
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:33,213
'cause they got
the right answer when
their husband come home.
741
00:38:33,247 --> 00:38:36,613
He come home with the suit on
and the briefcase.
742
00:38:36,647 --> 00:38:41,213
The white woman is always,
"How was your day, dear ?
The kids are ready, dear.
743
00:38:41,247 --> 00:38:43,613
Dinner's on, dear."
744
00:38:43,647 --> 00:38:47,113
So he'll give them a checkbook.
They can go shopping.
You know what I'm saying ?
745
00:38:47,147 --> 00:38:50,747
Asian women are the best.
Asian man come home--
746
00:38:50,780 --> 00:38:55,713
"How you doing?
Let me rub your feet.
I'll make you feel good."
747
00:38:55,747 --> 00:38:58,380
You can't wait
to give that bitch a checkbook.
"Go shopping."
748
00:38:58,413 --> 00:39:00,000
Spanish brothers,
they even go home--
"Hi, Poppy."
749
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:03,013
Spanish brothers,
they even go home--
"Hi, Poppy."
750
00:39:03,047 --> 00:39:05,347
And a white man's got--
751
00:39:05,380 --> 00:39:09,213
If he's got five inches of dick,
he think he's swinging.
752
00:39:09,247 --> 00:39:12,880
You know what I'm saying ?
Spanish brother-- He's
somewhere around seven.
753
00:39:12,913 --> 00:39:16,047
You know what I'm saying ?
Chinaman-- A little one.
754
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:19,247
Microscope.
But he get a back rub.
755
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:22,313
He's a fool, right ?
Yeah,
you got that right.
756
00:39:22,347 --> 00:39:26,720
- You know what I'm saying ?
- A nigger come home--
757
00:39:26,753 --> 00:39:29,220
That motherfucker
get a headache.
758
00:39:29,253 --> 00:39:30,000
It's like,
"Shit, does this bitch
come with aspirin ?"
759
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:34,820
It's like,
"Shit, does this bitch
come with aspirin ?"
760
00:39:34,853 --> 00:39:39,353
He's really funny...
but he's just not
what we're looking for.
761
00:39:39,387 --> 00:39:42,320
What are you talking about ?
Listen to these people.
762
00:39:42,353 --> 00:39:44,887
I understand.
The kid's gonna be huge.
763
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:49,353
A brother go home and, given
the best dick in the world--
764
00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:51,720
He come home, what do he get ?
"Nigger, where you been ?
765
00:39:51,753 --> 00:39:54,020
"How come you're always
out with your friends ?
I'm tired of this bullshit.
766
00:39:54,053 --> 00:39:58,020
You need
to stay here sometime."
767
00:39:58,053 --> 00:40:00,000
Nigger getting ready
to hand her two dollars.
"Ah, fuck that."
768
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,187
Nigger getting ready
to hand her two dollars.
"Ah, fuck that."
769
00:40:02,220 --> 00:40:05,853
That's why you don't see
black women out shopping.
770
00:40:05,887 --> 00:40:09,053
You done talked your way
out of a shopping spree.
771
00:40:09,087 --> 00:40:13,220
What do you want him
to do different ?
772
00:40:13,253 --> 00:40:17,020
Jokes ? I don't tell
no motherfuckin' jokes.
That's the easy shit.
773
00:40:17,053 --> 00:40:19,953
Premise, middle, punch line.
Anybody can tell a damn joke.
774
00:40:19,987 --> 00:40:22,120
I'm a storyteller.
I'm a comedian, man.
775
00:40:22,153 --> 00:40:25,260
I was born to do this shit.
That's the difference.
776
00:40:25,293 --> 00:40:29,593
You and I know that,
but these TV people need
to hear some jokes, man.
777
00:40:29,627 --> 00:40:30,000
I ain't telling
no motherfuckin' jokes.
Fuck that.
778
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,927
I ain't telling
no motherfuckin' jokes.
Fuck that.
779
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:33,893
We can give the TV people
something new.
780
00:40:33,927 --> 00:40:36,093
You know what I'm saying ?
781
00:40:36,127 --> 00:40:40,260
We can give the TV people
something like a show
about Africa.
782
00:40:40,293 --> 00:40:44,927
All the brothers over there
killing Tarzan 'cause a white
man can't run a brother's shit.
783
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:47,593
They don't want
no new shit on TV,
all right ?
784
00:40:47,627 --> 00:40:49,593
You don't want
to play ball, man.
785
00:40:49,627 --> 00:40:52,760
You want to play
your own little games
in your own little world.
786
00:40:52,793 --> 00:40:55,927
Man, Paramount wanted
Foolish Waise !
787
00:40:55,960 --> 00:41:00,000
- In a motherfuckin' dress !
- They were ready to sign you
on the dotted line.
788
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:00,227
- In a motherfuckin' dress !
- They were ready to sign you
on the dotted line.
789
00:41:00,260 --> 00:41:03,093
But you just couldn't
play ball.
790
00:41:03,127 --> 00:41:06,227
Whatever happened
to integrity, man ? Huh ?
791
00:41:06,260 --> 00:41:08,027
How many brothers gotta wear
a motherfuckin' dress ?
792
00:41:08,060 --> 00:41:10,227
Everybody on TV
got on a goddamn dress.
793
00:41:10,260 --> 00:41:13,193
Shanene, Shanana, Shanookie.
What I'm gonna be ? Shanigger ?
794
00:41:13,227 --> 00:41:15,193
It ain't happening !
What's wrong
with Foolish ?
795
00:41:15,227 --> 00:41:18,560
Probably just got a little bit
of a chemical imbalance.
796
00:41:18,593 --> 00:41:20,560
Look, all we gotta do
is regroup, man.
797
00:41:20,593 --> 00:41:24,033
We can
make this shit happen.
You're not hearing me.
798
00:41:24,067 --> 00:41:28,567
I don't care about
the money either, man.
799
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:30,000
I wanted to build
a career, make a legend.
800
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,200
I wanted to build
a career, make a legend.
801
00:41:31,233 --> 00:41:35,033
Not be out here dealing
with some... loser.
802
00:41:35,067 --> 00:41:37,133
Man, I'm through
with you.
803
00:41:38,933 --> 00:41:42,733
Yeah, well, fuck you too !
Never needed your ass !
804
00:41:42,767 --> 00:41:45,733
Talk about makin'
a motherfuckin' legend.
You can't make shit !
805
00:41:45,767 --> 00:41:48,700
I was born a legend !
I'm the last of the great ones,
motherfucker !
806
00:41:48,733 --> 00:41:53,767
Remember that...
when you go get your punk-ass,
no-name comic ! Bitch !
807
00:41:56,033 --> 00:41:58,567
Whoo !
Hey !
808
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:00,000
♪ You feelin' good ♪
Yeah.
809
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,033
♪ You feelin' good ♪
Yeah.
810
00:42:01,067 --> 00:42:03,300
♪ They don't know that I-- ♪
811
00:42:03,333 --> 00:42:05,700
Say what ?
812
00:42:05,733 --> 00:42:09,333
Foolish is just like that.
Gotta do what you want.
813
00:42:09,367 --> 00:42:12,033
What's up, test tube baby ?
What ?
814
00:42:12,067 --> 00:42:15,033
Don't "what" me, boy.
Beat you like you was my kids.
815
00:42:15,067 --> 00:42:19,100
Everything is all messed up.
Oh, please, boy.
816
00:42:19,133 --> 00:42:21,933
Things are just startin'
to get interestin'.
Shit.
817
00:42:21,967 --> 00:42:26,173
You call this bullshit
happening to me "interesting" ?
Stop all that cryin'. Whoo !
818
00:42:26,207 --> 00:42:29,640
Every ball player strikes out
from time to time.
819
00:42:29,673 --> 00:42:30,000
Next time
you might hit the fence.
What if I strike out, Robin ?
820
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,707
Next time
you might hit the fence.
What if I strike out, Robin ?
821
00:42:32,740 --> 00:42:33,907
Watch out now.
Robin ?
822
00:42:35,607 --> 00:42:38,140
Man, you still talkin'
to them ghosts ?
823
00:42:40,373 --> 00:42:43,307
Get yourself together.
You need to go talk
to Everett Washington.
824
00:42:43,340 --> 00:42:45,307
I'll be out
in a minute.
825
00:42:45,340 --> 00:42:48,307
What you talkin' about ?
This is your big chance, man !
826
00:42:48,340 --> 00:42:50,840
This man ain't gonna wait.
Let's go take care
of this business !
827
00:42:50,873 --> 00:42:53,173
Who the fuck
he come to see ?
Hurry up !
828
00:42:53,207 --> 00:42:55,307
I'm gonna be waiting outside.
I'll be out
in a damn minute. Shit.
829
00:42:55,340 --> 00:42:57,673
Yo, Everett.
What's happening ?
830
00:42:57,707 --> 00:42:59,673
This is my little brother,
Foolish.
831
00:42:59,707 --> 00:43:00,000
Pleasure to meet you,
You're fantastic.
832
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,573
Pleasure to meet you,
You're fantastic.
833
00:43:02,607 --> 00:43:04,873
- You were cracking me up.
- I appreciate that, brother.
834
00:43:04,907 --> 00:43:07,973
This is my lady friend,
Renee. This is Foolish.
Hi. Nice to meet you.
835
00:43:08,007 --> 00:43:11,273
How you doin', baby ?
You got any black in you ?
I'm good.
836
00:43:11,307 --> 00:43:14,740
Tell him, baby.
No.
837
00:43:14,773 --> 00:43:16,973
Would you like some ?
838
00:43:17,007 --> 00:43:19,207
Slow down, old man.
839
00:43:19,240 --> 00:43:21,807
Look, Fifty,
I gotta roll outta here,
840
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:25,180
but I already spoke
to Desiree about
hooking up the show.
841
00:43:25,213 --> 00:43:28,013
- I'll catch you later then.
- Nice doing business with you.
842
00:43:28,047 --> 00:43:30,000
I went through
the car with a magnifying glass
and a mini vac,
843
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:30,613
I went through
the car with a magnifying glass
and a mini vac,
844
00:43:30,647 --> 00:43:32,813
I couldn't find the roach.
845
00:43:32,847 --> 00:43:36,213
What you talking about, a show ?
Chill out, Dog. I'm gonna
teach you how to get paid.
846
00:43:36,247 --> 00:43:39,780
- We'll see.
- Foolish Waise.
847
00:43:42,980 --> 00:43:45,813
You were wonderful tonight.
I'm so proud of you.
848
00:43:45,847 --> 00:43:50,647
It's just like
old times, huh ?
Yeah.
849
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:53,680
Just like old times.
850
00:43:59,813 --> 00:44:00,000
- Where'd he go ?
- I don't know.
851
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,680
- Where'd he go ?
- I don't know.
852
00:44:04,847 --> 00:44:07,313
That's strange.
He just up and left ?
853
00:44:07,347 --> 00:44:11,313
In his line of work,
you gotta be able to bounce
at any given minute. I know.
854
00:44:11,347 --> 00:44:13,213
I'll come back later.
See you, boys.
855
00:44:13,247 --> 00:44:15,613
Y'all come back.
Bye.
856
00:44:15,647 --> 00:44:18,780
So you fuckin' Fifty ?
None of your business.
857
00:44:18,813 --> 00:44:21,247
I ain't seen your ass
in ten years.
858
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:24,587
Last time I seen you,
you was pregnant with my child.
859
00:44:24,620 --> 00:44:27,287
I don't see no child...
860
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:30,000
but I see your ass
pop up here out of the blue
with my brother Fifty.
861
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,187
but I see your ass
pop up here out of the blue
with my brother Fifty.
862
00:44:32,787 --> 00:44:35,053
So how the fuck
am I supposed to know ?
863
00:44:35,087 --> 00:44:38,593
Maybe if you
had stuck around,
you would know.
864
00:44:38,626 --> 00:44:40,593
I'm a comedian.
865
00:44:40,626 --> 00:44:42,726
There's a big difference.
Anybody can be a comic.
866
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:44,726
I can make anybody
in this room a comic.
867
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:47,126
Get a premise, a middle
and a punch line,
by God, you're on.
868
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:50,793
Comedians-- We born.
We just lunatic motherfuckers.
869
00:44:50,826 --> 00:44:56,226
I don't have a choice.
Imagine me at a regular job.
870
00:44:56,260 --> 00:44:59,793
What if I worked at McDonald's,
you come in to get a Big Mac...
871
00:44:59,826 --> 00:45:00,000
and there my ignorant ass is
behind the counter.
872
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,193
and there my ignorant ass is
behind the counter.
873
00:45:03,226 --> 00:45:05,293
You're like,
"Yeah, I want a Happy Meal."
874
00:45:05,326 --> 00:45:07,960
Man, fuck a Happy Meal.
What's happy about today ?
875
00:45:07,993 --> 00:45:10,660
Shit.
876
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:20,293
♪ Get down, get down ♪
877
00:45:20,326 --> 00:45:22,826
♪ Get down, get down ♪
878
00:45:22,860 --> 00:45:25,000
♪ Get down, get down ♪
879
00:45:25,033 --> 00:45:27,000
♪ Get down, get down ♪
880
00:45:27,033 --> 00:45:28,933
You know what I love most
about my dick ?
881
00:45:28,966 --> 00:45:30,000
Yo, Ron !
♪ Get down, get down ♪
882
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,133
Yo, Ron !
♪ Get down, get down ♪
883
00:45:33,866 --> 00:45:36,200
Oops.
884
00:45:36,233 --> 00:45:39,033
- Whoa ! What's goin' on ?
- Ron ! Ron ! Ron !
885
00:45:39,066 --> 00:45:41,666
- Hold it, hold it.
- Tell your fucking goons
to back off me !
886
00:45:41,700 --> 00:45:44,866
I got some
of your property, man !
887
00:45:44,900 --> 00:45:47,666
Fellas, fellas.
Come on, put down your guns.
888
00:45:47,700 --> 00:45:49,933
We're running
a car dealership here.
889
00:45:49,966 --> 00:45:53,766
You know,
I really like your balls.
890
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:58,700
Wait. I gotta rephrase.
I think you got balls
walkin' in here like that.
891
00:45:58,733 --> 00:46:00,000
Maybe they'll be stuffed in your
mouth by the time you leave,
but we'll see what happens.
892
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,966
Maybe they'll be stuffed in your
mouth by the time you leave,
but we'll see what happens.
893
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,866
And unless that's
a bag full of pussy,
894
00:46:05,900 --> 00:46:08,066
I want nothing
to do with it.
895
00:46:08,100 --> 00:46:13,133
It might not be a bag of pussy,
but you gettin' fucked in here.
896
00:46:13,166 --> 00:46:15,966
I told you to have
the fuckin' money here today.
897
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,866
Just because you're one
of the Cullum boys...
898
00:46:18,900 --> 00:46:20,866
doesn't mean I'm afraid
to pull the fuckin' trigger.
899
00:46:20,900 --> 00:46:22,866
- Okay ?
- Now watch this.
900
00:46:22,900 --> 00:46:25,706
Look what I just did.
901
00:46:25,740 --> 00:46:28,906
There's at least 20 duplicates
of this tape on the streets.
902
00:46:28,940 --> 00:46:30,000
And just in case something
happen to me, Ron,
903
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,840
And just in case something
happen to me, Ron,
904
00:46:31,873 --> 00:46:34,206
my people know exactly
what to do with this.
905
00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:36,740
Very smooth.
906
00:46:36,773 --> 00:46:39,273
So you don't want
none of me, huh ?
907
00:46:39,306 --> 00:46:41,973
Maybe I don't want
none of you.
908
00:46:42,006 --> 00:46:45,806
You're swine !
I never cared
about you, not once !
909
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:48,206
It would make me sick
when I'd have to work with you !
910
00:46:48,240 --> 00:46:50,106
But you begged me !
You hounded me !
911
00:46:50,140 --> 00:46:52,306
You drove me crazy !
912
00:46:52,340 --> 00:46:55,140
And every time
you'd fuck up, I'd want
to wipe my ass with you !
913
00:46:55,173 --> 00:46:57,106
Wipe my ass !
914
00:46:59,006 --> 00:47:00,000
So what do you want ?
915
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,173
So what do you want ?
916
00:47:01,206 --> 00:47:05,940
I want far away from you,
and I want my life back.
917
00:47:05,973 --> 00:47:08,673
That's what I want.
I want out of this shit.
918
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:21,673
Watch yourself, Ron.
There's a lot of bad people
out there.
919
00:47:21,706 --> 00:47:25,613
Yeah, I know.
Most of them work for me.
920
00:47:38,780 --> 00:47:40,746
Hey !
921
00:47:40,780 --> 00:47:42,713
Hey.
922
00:47:46,946 --> 00:47:49,013
I got the car fixed.
923
00:47:57,780 --> 00:47:59,880
I'm tired of fighting.
924
00:47:59,913 --> 00:48:00,000
Me too,
'cause you be caving
a brother's chest in.
925
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:03,646
Me too,
'cause you be caving
a brother's chest in.
926
00:48:20,913 --> 00:48:22,646
It's for you.
927
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:30,000
- Hello.
- Baby, your grandma passed on last night.
928
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:30,053
- Hello.
- Baby, your grandma passed on last night.
929
00:48:30,086 --> 00:48:33,886
Okay.
The funeral will be next week.
I'm sorry.
930
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:36,153
Thank you, Miss Ida.
931
00:48:53,053 --> 00:48:57,320
Odetta Waise was a wife...
932
00:48:57,353 --> 00:48:59,620
mother...
933
00:48:59,653 --> 00:49:00,000
grandmother
and friend to many.
934
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,853
grandmother
and friend to many.
935
00:49:02,886 --> 00:49:04,853
Hallelujah.
936
00:49:04,886 --> 00:49:10,353
A Christian woman
who gave love selflessly...
937
00:49:10,386 --> 00:49:13,053
and asked for nothing
in return.
938
00:49:13,086 --> 00:49:17,886
And so we must not let ourselves
be overwrought with sorrow...
939
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:21,320
as we lay our sister to rest.
940
00:49:21,353 --> 00:49:26,026
But, rather, we should
rejoice in her living.
941
00:49:26,060 --> 00:49:29,660
We all loved her,
942
00:49:29,693 --> 00:49:30,000
but Christ
loved her the most.
943
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,693
but Christ
loved her the most.
944
00:49:35,893 --> 00:49:38,993
Foolish, we gotta
stop trippin', man.
Grandma's dead, Dog.
945
00:49:39,026 --> 00:49:41,826
We gotta take care
of each other. We gotta
be there for each other.
946
00:49:41,860 --> 00:49:43,993
You never gave a damn
about Grandma.
947
00:49:44,026 --> 00:49:46,160
I never gave a damn
about Grandma, Fool ?
948
00:49:46,193 --> 00:49:48,226
I'm the one paying
for the funeral.
949
00:49:50,193 --> 00:49:52,326
You always send money, Fifty.
950
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:55,193
She didn't want your fifties.
She wanted to see Fifty.
951
00:49:55,226 --> 00:49:58,693
Dog, it ain't just about
the money. I had to get out
there and make a wage.
952
00:49:58,726 --> 00:50:00,000
You know what I'm sayin' ?
What you did, Fool ?
953
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:00,993
You know what I'm sayin' ?
What you did, Fool ?
954
00:50:01,026 --> 00:50:03,226
I was the one
that went over and visit her.
955
00:50:05,993 --> 00:50:08,626
You know what, Fool ?
That's what it's about.
956
00:50:08,660 --> 00:50:10,793
You drink too much.
That's the problem.
957
00:50:10,826 --> 00:50:13,126
I'm for real.
You drink too much.
958
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:16,126
Yeah, you drink too much.
My brother is an alcoholic.
959
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:19,226
With a brother like you,
you lucky I ain't
smoking crack.
960
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:24,233
Come here, Fool.
For real. We got--
Fool. Fool.
961
00:50:24,266 --> 00:50:26,933
We gotta stick together,
man.
I ain't got shit
to say to you.
962
00:50:26,966 --> 00:50:30,000
I need to talk to you,
for real. Listen.
I ain't got shit to say to you.
963
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:30,233
I need to talk to you,
for real. Listen.
I ain't got shit to say to you.
964
00:50:30,266 --> 00:50:32,566
I love you, Fool.
No, ain't no love.
965
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:35,166
Love is a four-letter word
like fuck and shit.
966
00:50:38,933 --> 00:50:41,766
So what's up, Fool ?
You gonna do the comedy show
or what ?
967
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:44,600
I ain't doin' it.
You ain't doin' it ?
You're just gonna leave me--
968
00:50:44,633 --> 00:50:47,866
I ain't doin' it.
You ain't got enough money
to make me do that damn show.
969
00:50:47,900 --> 00:50:50,566
Forget about the money.
It's not about the money.
970
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:53,566
It's about love.
You know what ?
It's about you, Fool.
971
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:56,733
I did this whole thing
for you. I changed
my whole life for you.
972
00:50:56,766 --> 00:50:59,566
I changed my life
for you. I'm tryin'
to do something right.
973
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:00,000
Just when I try--
No, no, no,
the show ain't about me.
974
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,566
Just when I try--
No, no, no,
the show ain't about me.
975
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:05,000
The show is about you
and that bitch Desiree.
976
00:51:05,033 --> 00:51:07,200
What ?
Oh, yeah.
977
00:51:07,233 --> 00:51:10,200
You trippin' on Desiree ?
That happened ten years ago.
978
00:51:10,233 --> 00:51:12,566
When is you gonna
let that die ?
You know what, though ?
979
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:15,533
No, no, no, no.
I took care of your
responsibility, Fool.
980
00:51:15,566 --> 00:51:19,200
When you went to the army,
I paid for an abortion.
981
00:51:19,233 --> 00:51:22,000
You ain't know
about that, huh ?
982
00:51:22,033 --> 00:51:24,540
Sh--
Fuck it.
983
00:51:24,573 --> 00:51:27,673
Don't even trip on that.
That's over.
984
00:51:27,706 --> 00:51:30,000
What about Charisse ?
985
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:31,140
What about Charisse ?
986
00:51:31,173 --> 00:51:34,006
You put your hand on me
one more time,
987
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:38,006
it's gonna be a motherfuckin'
gold rush in this cemetery.
988
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:40,140
You got it
on your mind, boy ?
989
00:51:40,173 --> 00:51:42,306
Huh ?
990
00:51:42,340 --> 00:51:45,306
You might be Foolish,
but you ain't no fool, boy !
991
00:51:45,340 --> 00:51:48,540
Ain't no damn Foolish no more !
My name is Miles !
992
00:51:48,573 --> 00:51:50,673
I'm done with your ass !
I'm done with comedy !
993
00:51:50,706 --> 00:51:53,840
To hell with all of y'all !
What the hell y'all looking at ?
994
00:51:53,873 --> 00:51:56,873
I don't need you either.
Comedians come a dime a dozen.
995
00:51:56,906 --> 00:51:58,740
I don't need nobody !
996
00:52:04,173 --> 00:52:07,173
Charisse ?
I'm home.
997
00:52:08,073 --> 00:52:10,106
Shaun ?
998
00:52:24,821 --> 00:52:27,654
Take the stereo
and leave the speaker ?
999
00:52:41,354 --> 00:52:44,854
♪ Ain't no sunshine
when she's gone ♪
1000
00:52:47,821 --> 00:52:50,654
♪ It's not warm
when she's away ♪
1001
00:52:53,954 --> 00:52:57,454
♪ Ain't no sunshine
when she's gone ♪
1002
00:52:57,487 --> 00:53:00,000
♪ And she's always
gone too long ♪
1003
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:00,421
♪ And she's always
gone too long ♪
1004
00:53:00,454 --> 00:53:03,787
♪ Anytime she goes away ♪
1005
00:53:08,554 --> 00:53:11,487
Okay, so how much time
does Foolish need on stage ?
1006
00:53:11,521 --> 00:53:13,887
Don't even worry about Foolish.
He ain't coming.
1007
00:53:13,921 --> 00:53:16,487
What ?
You heard what I said.
Forget him !
1008
00:53:16,521 --> 00:53:18,587
I don't need him anyway.
1009
00:53:18,621 --> 00:53:21,721
You know how many comics
are gonna be there tomorrow ?
The roster is phat.
1010
00:53:21,754 --> 00:53:24,927
The show is about him.
1011
00:53:24,961 --> 00:53:26,794
He's the whole reason
Everett signed on.
1012
00:53:31,061 --> 00:53:34,661
I told you, don't even call him.
He don't want to talk to me,
and I don't want to talk to him.
1013
00:53:34,694 --> 00:53:37,261
- Forget him !
- "Let's Get It On"
1014
00:53:44,261 --> 00:53:46,894
Does this have anything
to do with me ?
1015
00:53:46,927 --> 00:53:48,861
What you think ?
1016
00:53:50,194 --> 00:53:53,027
I knew this
was gonna happen.
1017
00:53:53,061 --> 00:53:55,861
He just can't
get over the past.
1018
00:53:55,894 --> 00:54:00,000
♪ Let's get it on ♪
You know, I ain't gonna let
Foolish mess this up.
1019
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:00,627
♪ Let's get it on ♪
You know, I ain't gonna let
Foolish mess this up.
1020
00:54:00,661 --> 00:54:03,194
Stop trippin', baby.
I'm just tired.
1021
00:54:03,227 --> 00:54:06,994
Everything gonna
be all right.
1022
00:54:07,027 --> 00:54:10,661
♪ Let's get it on ♪
What ?
1023
00:54:10,694 --> 00:54:13,794
You remember when we
used to sit like this
and talk all night ?
1024
00:54:13,827 --> 00:54:15,927
Mm-hmm.
1025
00:54:15,961 --> 00:54:19,261
We was just friends then.
1026
00:54:19,294 --> 00:54:21,561
What are we now ?
1027
00:54:21,594 --> 00:54:23,794
What you think ?
1028
00:54:23,827 --> 00:54:27,801
♪ With so much to give ♪
1029
00:54:27,834 --> 00:54:30,000
♪ Understand me, sugar ♪
1030
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,101
♪ Understand me, sugar ♪
1031
00:54:31,134 --> 00:54:34,901
♪ There's nothing wrong ♪
1032
00:54:34,934 --> 00:54:38,734
♪ With me loving you ♪
1033
00:54:38,767 --> 00:54:41,601
♪ Baby, no, no ♪
1034
00:54:41,634 --> 00:54:44,834
♪ And giving yourself to me ♪
1035
00:54:44,867 --> 00:54:47,234
♪ Can never be wrong ♪
1036
00:54:47,267 --> 00:54:49,634
♪ If the love is true ♪
1037
00:54:49,667 --> 00:54:52,134
♪ Oh, baby ♪
1038
00:54:52,167 --> 00:54:56,067
♪ Get it on
Come on, baby ♪
1039
00:54:56,101 --> 00:54:58,767
♪ Do you love me, baby ♪
1040
00:54:58,801 --> 00:55:00,000
♪ I've been sanctified ♪
1041
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,701
♪ I've been sanctified ♪
1042
00:55:01,734 --> 00:55:04,567
Take it in. 'Cause what
I was really thinking about...
Uh-huh.
1043
00:55:04,601 --> 00:55:07,767
is what does a fat, bumpy,
bitch's ass look like...
1044
00:55:07,801 --> 00:55:09,767
when it's turned
inside out ?
1045
00:55:09,801 --> 00:55:11,767
But you can't put that
on stage.
1046
00:55:11,801 --> 00:55:13,967
Hey, Foolish,
I love you, man,
but you've got to go home.
1047
00:55:14,001 --> 00:55:16,567
Let's go.
Hey, man,
I can't go home.
1048
00:55:16,601 --> 00:55:19,501
Time to go.
I ain't got no home.
That bitch took my home.
1049
00:55:19,534 --> 00:55:22,601
Oh, no, man.
We'll get you a new home.
Let me have another drink.
1050
00:55:22,634 --> 00:55:25,141
It's after hours.
Hold that drink, man.
Let's go.
1051
00:55:25,174 --> 00:55:28,274
All right.
I've been thrown out before.
1052
00:55:28,307 --> 00:55:30,000
Hey, we're not
throwing you out, man.
No, it's cool.
1053
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:31,041
Hey, we're not
throwing you out, man.
No, it's cool.
1054
00:55:31,074 --> 00:55:33,641
I've been thrown out
of motherfucking
places before.
1055
00:55:35,941 --> 00:55:38,941
It ain't like
I wanted to stay in that
motherfucker anyway.
1056
00:55:43,307 --> 00:55:46,674
Motherfucker.
1057
00:55:52,074 --> 00:55:53,807
Shit.
1058
00:55:57,841 --> 00:56:00,000
Kick me out
of the motherfucking club.
1059
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,041
Kick me out
of the motherfucking club.
1060
00:56:18,674 --> 00:56:21,641
♪ Are you going up ♪
1061
00:56:21,674 --> 00:56:23,241
♪ Or are you going down ♪
1062
00:56:25,681 --> 00:56:29,047
♪ Are you going up ♪
Foolish ?
1063
00:56:29,081 --> 00:56:30,000
♪ Or are you going down ♪
1064
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:31,847
♪ Or are you going down ♪
1065
00:56:39,681 --> 00:56:41,647
Foolish.
1066
00:56:41,681 --> 00:56:45,814
- Look at you.
- Get on out of here.
1067
00:56:45,847 --> 00:56:48,047
Don't you understand ?
Tonight is your big chance.
You need to pick yourself up.
1068
00:56:48,081 --> 00:56:50,881
Come on, Foolish.
No ! Don't !
1069
00:56:50,914 --> 00:56:54,881
Don't you ever in your life
touch me, woman.
1070
00:56:54,914 --> 00:56:58,014
You know what you did !
1071
00:56:58,047 --> 00:57:00,000
I was 16 years old,
and you left me, Foolish.
1072
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:00,714
I was 16 years old,
and you left me, Foolish.
1073
00:57:00,747 --> 00:57:03,981
I left ?
Bitch, is you crazy ?
1074
00:57:04,014 --> 00:57:07,981
I went
to the motherfucking army !
Left, right, left !
1075
00:57:08,014 --> 00:57:11,247
You know where the hell
you're off to, mister ?
1076
00:57:11,281 --> 00:57:16,514
So I could make some money
to feed us and our motherfucking
child ! That's why I went.
1077
00:57:16,547 --> 00:57:18,681
I come back,
1078
00:57:18,714 --> 00:57:20,647
you gone !
1079
00:57:21,714 --> 00:57:24,287
You and my brother gone !
1080
00:57:24,321 --> 00:57:27,521
Why did you go ?
'Cause you're scared.
1081
00:57:27,554 --> 00:57:29,521
'Cause you was scared.
1082
00:57:30,587 --> 00:57:33,087
You know what ?
1083
00:57:33,121 --> 00:57:35,754
We could have been
something, girl.
1084
00:57:35,787 --> 00:57:38,087
We could have been
something... magical.
1085
00:57:39,954 --> 00:57:41,987
Aw, forget it.
1086
00:57:46,021 --> 00:57:47,754
Yeah, forget it.
1087
00:57:56,821 --> 00:58:00,000
Fifty needs you
tonight, Foolish.
1088
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:00,154
Fifty needs you
tonight, Foolish.
1089
00:58:00,187 --> 00:58:02,954
And as ignorant
as your ass is...
1090
00:58:02,987 --> 00:58:06,754
I need you tonight.
1091
00:58:07,987 --> 00:58:11,887
Go on. Go on !
1092
00:58:11,921 --> 00:58:15,587
Go on ! Get the fuck
on out of here !
1093
00:58:15,621 --> 00:58:17,754
Get the fuck out of here !
1094
00:58:19,787 --> 00:58:23,121
Hey, yo, Fifty,
Hey, Fifty, man.
1095
00:58:23,154 --> 00:58:25,627
Hey, yo, Fifty.
1096
00:58:25,661 --> 00:58:27,661
Hey, man, you want me
go and take down
Foolish's name...
1097
00:58:27,694 --> 00:58:29,727
since he ain't
gonna be here ?
1098
00:58:31,827 --> 00:58:34,061
Nah, leave it up there.
All right, man.
1099
00:58:34,094 --> 00:58:37,227
♪ Are you going up ♪
1100
00:58:37,261 --> 00:58:40,594
♪ Or are you going down ♪
1101
00:58:40,627 --> 00:58:43,727
♪ Are you going up ♪
1102
00:58:43,761 --> 00:58:46,894
♪ Or are you going down ♪
1103
00:58:46,927 --> 00:58:50,527
♪ Are you going up ♪
Goddamn !
1104
00:58:50,561 --> 00:58:54,227
Dumb ! Dumb !
You're always fucking up !
You're always fucking up !
1105
00:58:54,261 --> 00:58:58,094
♪ Are you going up ♪
She's right.
Your brother's right.
1106
00:58:58,127 --> 00:59:00,000
♪ Are you going down ♪
They right.
1107
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:00,661
♪ Are you going down ♪
They right.
1108
00:59:00,694 --> 00:59:04,527
♪ Are you going down ♪
1109
00:59:04,561 --> 00:59:08,661
♪ Are you going down ♪
1110
00:59:09,414 --> 00:59:12,414
Grandma, where you at ?
1111
00:59:12,447 --> 00:59:15,847
I need you, baby.
1112
00:59:15,881 --> 00:59:18,881
♪ Are you going up ♪
♪ I'm going up ♪
1113
00:59:18,914 --> 00:59:21,414
♪ Are you going down ♪
♪ I'm going up now ♪
1114
00:59:25,887 --> 00:59:29,654
♪ I need money, mo' money
mo' money, mo' fuckin' money ♪
1115
00:59:29,687 --> 00:59:30,000
♪ Money, money
Not the moves, but the money ♪
1116
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,821
♪ Money, money
Not the moves, but the money ♪
1117
00:59:31,854 --> 00:59:33,821
♪ Money, money
That's all I want ♪
Over here !
1118
00:59:37,587 --> 00:59:41,008
We can't be sitting in the back.
You can sit out here,
and the tickets will be free.
1119
00:59:41,041 --> 00:59:43,341
Hey.
Hey, W.C.
Mr. Washington.
1120
00:59:43,375 --> 00:59:45,341
What's up ?
Hey, what's up ?
1121
00:59:45,375 --> 00:59:47,508
Dub C.
Dub C.
1122
00:59:47,541 --> 00:59:50,008
What's up ? I'm on the guest
list.
What's up ?
"Guest list" ?
1123
00:59:50,041 --> 00:59:51,908
There ain't no guest list.
Aw, you tripping.
Come on, man.
1124
00:59:53,875 --> 00:59:57,741
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
I know this guy.
Michael Jordan.
1125
00:59:57,775 --> 01:00:00,000
Hey, man,
I seen all the games
and everything, man.
1126
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:00,375
Hey, man,
I seen all the games
and everything, man.
1127
01:00:00,408 --> 01:00:02,975
I'm an avid fan
of yours.
I'm not Mike.
1128
01:00:03,008 --> 01:00:04,808
What you doing for me ?
It ain't like that.
You got the hookup ?
1129
01:00:04,841 --> 01:00:06,808
So you got $25,
right ?
Fuck you.
1130
01:00:06,841 --> 01:00:10,641
Your mama is so old...
she went to Mary's baby shower.
1131
01:00:10,675 --> 01:00:13,808
Baby, that's tired.
Baby, you fine !
1132
01:00:13,841 --> 01:00:18,341
- That's why I'm the hostess, and I'm not a comedienne.
- That's right.
1133
01:00:18,375 --> 01:00:20,908
I just want to introduce to you
the next comedian.
He's very, very funny.
1134
01:00:20,941 --> 01:00:24,375
Let's give it up
for... Shallot !
1135
01:00:27,615 --> 01:00:29,881
Give it up for her
one more time, y'all.
1136
01:00:29,915 --> 01:00:30,000
Give it up
for these ladies too, man.
1137
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,815
Give it up
for these ladies too, man.
1138
01:00:32,848 --> 01:00:35,348
Beautiful ladies
in the audience.
I love the ladies.
1139
01:00:35,381 --> 01:00:37,881
Come on, fellas.
Y'all can do better than that !
1140
01:00:37,915 --> 01:00:40,815
Give it up for these ladies !
1141
01:00:43,048 --> 01:00:45,915
That's right !
All these beautiful hairstyles.
1142
01:00:45,948 --> 01:00:48,015
I don't give a damn if there's
no weave neither, ladies.
1143
01:00:48,048 --> 01:00:51,248
I don't care.
If it make you look good,
it make you feel good.
1144
01:00:51,281 --> 01:00:53,748
Get that shit.
You can't grow it, sew it.
You want to try it, buy it.
1145
01:00:53,781 --> 01:00:56,715
Fuck it. Lease a piece.
I don't give a damn.
1146
01:00:56,748 --> 01:01:00,000
Rent to own. If you
can't achieve it, weave it !
1147
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:00,815
Rent to own. If you
can't achieve it, weave it !
1148
01:01:00,848 --> 01:01:03,915
- You want to pretend it,
extend it.
1149
01:01:03,948 --> 01:01:07,281
If you can't make it grow out
some more, fuck it.
1150
01:01:07,315 --> 01:01:09,448
Married couples in the audience,
how do you feel ?
Y'all married right here ?
1151
01:01:09,481 --> 01:01:12,315
- Now, don't lie, motherfucker.
- Just fucking, huh ?
1152
01:01:12,348 --> 01:01:15,381
Uh-huh, uh-huh. Don't lie.
Have you bought her a drink ?
1153
01:01:15,415 --> 01:01:18,581
- Yeah ?
Well, I hope you fuck her.
1154
01:01:18,615 --> 01:01:21,581
Shit, you want to get your
money's worth, don't you ?
1155
01:01:21,615 --> 01:01:23,581
Shit, ain't nothing wrong
with fucking on the first date.
1156
01:01:23,615 --> 01:01:25,688
Ain't a damn thing wrong
with fucking on the first date,
ladies.
1157
01:01:25,721 --> 01:01:29,321
You want to see him again,
don't you ?
1158
01:01:29,355 --> 01:01:30,000
Everybody happy now that
Viagra came out. Yes, Lord.
1159
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:31,688
Everybody happy now that
Viagra came out. Yes, Lord.
1160
01:01:31,721 --> 01:01:33,821
Any men 45, 55 in here ?
1161
01:01:33,855 --> 01:01:36,588
The drug is killing them, y'all.
1162
01:01:36,621 --> 01:01:40,555
Talking about Viagra
killing them. It ain't
the drug that's killing them.
1163
01:01:40,588 --> 01:01:43,621
It's what they try to do
after they take that pill
that's killing them.
1164
01:01:43,655 --> 01:01:45,521
Motherfucker's 70, 80 years old,
trying to bust a nut.
1165
01:01:45,555 --> 01:01:48,421
Come on, man.
1166
01:01:48,455 --> 01:01:51,955
Motherfucker's get
that Viagra, and then they want
to butterfly. Say mm-hmm.
1167
01:01:51,988 --> 01:01:55,688
"I told your young ass
I got something for you."
1168
01:01:55,721 --> 01:01:59,455
I got two
V.I.P. seats.V.I.P.
1169
01:01:59,488 --> 01:02:00,000
Big boy.
What's up, baby ?
What's happening ?
1170
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,288
Big boy.
What's up, baby ?
What's happening ?
1171
01:02:02,321 --> 01:02:04,921
Fuzz Head. We got
y'all covered. Don't trip.
How you doing ?
1172
01:02:18,321 --> 01:02:21,021
- Nervous ?
- Hey, Foolish, look over here.
1173
01:02:21,055 --> 01:02:23,821
Right. Turn so I can
get the other side.
1174
01:02:23,855 --> 01:02:25,595
Stand to the left a bit.
1175
01:02:27,628 --> 01:02:30,000
I guess you got tired
of telling jokes
by the liquor store, huh ?
1176
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:30,561
I guess you got tired
of telling jokes
by the liquor store, huh ?
1177
01:02:30,595 --> 01:02:32,995
Man, raise up off this shit.
Ain't nobody drinking.
1178
01:02:34,428 --> 01:02:36,795
So what you doing ?
1179
01:02:36,828 --> 01:02:39,028
I'm doing the show.
That's what we're here
to do, right ?
1180
01:02:39,061 --> 01:02:42,361
So, is this love
or business ?
1181
01:02:44,461 --> 01:02:47,695
This is love, Fifty.
You're my brother.
This is love.
1182
01:02:50,728 --> 01:02:55,295
Where you at, fellas ?
Where you at, fellas ?
1183
01:02:55,328 --> 01:02:57,328
Thrill me !
1184
01:02:57,361 --> 01:02:59,328
Hey, how you doing ?
1185
01:02:59,361 --> 01:03:00,000
- Look, fellas, that's our boy.
- I-I dig you, man.
1186
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:01,628
- Look, fellas, that's our boy.
- I-I dig you, man.
1187
01:03:01,661 --> 01:03:04,928
That's what I'm talking about.
What's bopping ?
1188
01:03:04,961 --> 01:03:06,895
How did they get everything
so shiny ? They got a valet
towel boy in here ?
1189
01:03:06,928 --> 01:03:09,428
Like them shoes, Redd.
Oh, yeah.
1190
01:03:09,461 --> 01:03:11,895
They passed the nigger
some new shoes up in heaven.
1191
01:03:11,928 --> 01:03:15,495
It's all about the blue light.
Keep that blue light goin'.
1192
01:03:15,528 --> 01:03:19,261
- Blue light ?
- It's the purest light
in the spectrum. Oh, yeah.
1193
01:03:19,295 --> 01:03:22,695
It's all around you.
Can you get this stuff off ?
1194
01:03:22,728 --> 01:03:24,735
No, boy,
it's the blue light.
1195
01:03:24,768 --> 01:03:27,768
- All the great ones got it.
- Oh.
1196
01:03:27,801 --> 01:03:30,000
People would kill to get
the blue light, you big dummy.
1197
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:30,735
People would kill to get
the blue light, you big dummy.
1198
01:03:30,768 --> 01:03:32,935
Great ones, huh ?
1199
01:03:32,968 --> 01:03:36,935
You know, God gave you
extra light, man, to shine
during these dark times.
1200
01:03:36,968 --> 01:03:38,935
You made it
through the blues.
1201
01:03:38,968 --> 01:03:41,035
That's why
they call it blue light.
1202
01:03:46,301 --> 01:03:49,501
Yes, sir !
1203
01:03:49,535 --> 01:03:51,835
- Let's take it to the stage.
- Let's take it to the stage.
1204
01:03:51,868 --> 01:03:53,968
Let's take it
to the motherfucking stage !
1205
01:03:54,001 --> 01:03:56,468
Let's take it
to the motherfucking stage !
1206
01:04:00,735 --> 01:04:03,535
I'm gonna dedicate
tonight's show...
1207
01:04:03,568 --> 01:04:06,768
to a woman that
Foolish.
1208
01:04:06,801 --> 01:04:09,835
It's what my grandmother
gave me.
1209
01:04:09,868 --> 01:04:13,601
She just passed away.
You know what I'm saying ?
1210
01:04:13,635 --> 01:04:16,368
But it's like she here now.
You know what I'm saying ?
1211
01:04:16,401 --> 01:04:20,335
I'm dealing with it.
I can feel it still
in the nigger ear.
1212
01:04:20,368 --> 01:04:22,601
"Boy, you better not
do no cussing."
1213
01:04:25,008 --> 01:04:27,808
All right...
motherfucker.
1214
01:04:27,841 --> 01:04:30,000
Shit ! Goddamn !
What you say, motherfucker ?
1215
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:32,275
Shit ! Goddamn !
What you say, motherfucker ?
1216
01:04:34,341 --> 01:04:37,775
Did y'all hear her ?
She said, "Foolish."
1217
01:04:37,808 --> 01:04:40,441
I remember the first time
I met my father.
1218
01:04:40,475 --> 01:04:42,441
See, I didn't grow up
with that motherfucker.
1219
01:04:42,475 --> 01:04:45,408
He's one of them
"bust a nut and run"
motherfuckers.
1220
01:04:45,441 --> 01:04:47,008
You know what I'm saying ?
He hit and quit it.
1221
01:04:47,041 --> 01:04:49,708
"Ah. Oh, responsibility.
Got to go."
1222
01:04:51,775 --> 01:04:55,641
So, when I was 16,
I'm coming in the house
from shooting ball.
1223
01:04:55,675 --> 01:04:59,508
This nigger's sitting
on the couch. I didn't
know who the nigger was.
1224
01:04:59,541 --> 01:05:00,000
I bump into my grandmother
in the hallway, I'm like,
1225
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:02,541
I bump into my grandmother
in the hallway, I'm like,
1226
01:05:02,575 --> 01:05:05,675
"Hey, Grandma, you got
a new, young thing ?"
1227
01:05:05,708 --> 01:05:09,608
- She's like, "That's your daddy, baby.
- " Oh, man.
1228
01:05:09,641 --> 01:05:12,508
I said, "What ?"
She said, "That's him."
1229
01:05:12,541 --> 01:05:15,408
So I went in there,
staring at the nigger.
1230
01:05:15,441 --> 01:05:18,275
Just to see
where I get my shit from.
1231
01:05:18,308 --> 01:05:20,041
I'm like,
"There are the beady eyes.
1232
01:05:20,075 --> 01:05:22,508
"There's the little
hooked-ass nose.
1233
01:05:22,541 --> 01:05:25,515
"The nigger definitely got
some rabbit-ass teeth.
1234
01:05:25,548 --> 01:05:27,848
Oh, that's Pops. That's Pops
like a motherfucker."
1235
01:05:27,881 --> 01:05:29,848
First think out of his mouth,
1236
01:05:29,881 --> 01:05:30,000
"Junior, go get me
a glass of water."
1237
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:33,615
"Junior, go get me
a glass of water."
1238
01:05:36,515 --> 01:05:39,315
I said, "Nigger,
ain't no juniors in here.
1239
01:05:39,348 --> 01:05:42,281
"If you want to get a glass
of water, you better get up
on them two crinkly-ass legs,
1240
01:05:42,315 --> 01:05:44,448
"walk your ass in the kitchen
and get you a glass.
1241
01:05:44,481 --> 01:05:47,448
Otherwise, it's Desert Storm
up in here, bitch !"
1242
01:05:50,315 --> 01:05:52,981
And my grandmother
had told me for years,
1243
01:05:53,015 --> 01:05:56,315
"First time you see him,
hit him in the jaw, baby."
1244
01:05:56,348 --> 01:05:58,915
And her voice just
going off in my head,
1245
01:05:58,948 --> 01:06:00,000
"Hit him in the jaw."
1246
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:01,815
"Hit him in the jaw."
1247
01:06:01,848 --> 01:06:05,448
That nigger said
two more words to me.
1248
01:06:05,481 --> 01:06:08,015
Hit him in the jaw !
1249
01:06:08,048 --> 01:06:10,781
Dropped his ass
and ran out the house.
1250
01:06:10,815 --> 01:06:13,681
I didn't see the nigger since.
1251
01:06:13,715 --> 01:06:17,615
Nigger showed up at a show
I was doing, talking about,
"Can I have a free ticket ?"
1252
01:06:17,648 --> 01:06:19,815
I said, "What ?"
1253
01:06:19,848 --> 01:06:23,048
I said, "Nigger,
where's my Big Wheel ?"
1254
01:06:23,081 --> 01:06:27,555
"Where's my G.I. Joe
with the kung-fu grip ?"
1255
01:06:27,588 --> 01:06:30,000
You know what I'm saying ?
"Where's my See and Say ?"
1256
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:31,288
You know what I'm saying ?
"Where's my See and Say ?"
1257
01:06:31,321 --> 01:06:35,455
"Where's my Sit and Spin,
motherfucker ?"
1258
01:06:35,488 --> 01:06:40,321
"Where's my tricycle, bicycle ?
Nigger, when I get one of them,
you can get a free ticket !"
1259
01:06:46,088 --> 01:06:48,055
So the nigger bought
a ticket to the show.
1260
01:06:48,088 --> 01:06:51,555
Now, why he sat
on the front row,
I don't know.
1261
01:06:51,588 --> 01:06:56,488
I talked about him
for four days.
1262
01:06:56,521 --> 01:06:59,588
The next day, the nigger
had a heart attack.
1263
01:06:59,621 --> 01:07:00,000
They trying to tell me
I gave him a heart attack.
1264
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:02,555
They trying to tell me
I gave him a heart attack.
1265
01:07:02,588 --> 01:07:06,621
I said, "I didn't
give him no heart attack,
his conscience gave him one."
1266
01:07:06,655 --> 01:07:10,321
That little voice that be
in your head, telling you, "You
ignorant, black motherfucker.
1267
01:07:10,355 --> 01:07:12,121
"Oh, now that the nigger
is getting a little
fame about him,
1268
01:07:12,155 --> 01:07:14,321
"now you want to hang out,
huh, motherfucker ?
1269
01:07:14,355 --> 01:07:16,588
"Yeah, I'm gonna choke you up
for a minute, motherfucker.
1270
01:07:16,621 --> 01:07:19,655
"You gonna have to understand
what being a father's
all about.
1271
01:07:19,688 --> 01:07:22,388
"you no good, nasty,
motherfucker.
1272
01:07:22,421 --> 01:07:24,721
"All that nigger wanted
was a Big Wheel!
1273
01:07:24,755 --> 01:07:26,695
All he wanted
was a G.I. Joe !"
1274
01:07:29,528 --> 01:07:30,000
So at age 16,
I got my girlfriend pregnant.
1275
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:34,595
So at age 16,
I got my girlfriend pregnant.
1276
01:07:34,628 --> 01:07:36,595
She's going out
with my brother now.
1277
01:07:36,628 --> 01:07:39,495
You know what I'm saying ?
She's working her way
through the family.
1278
01:07:39,528 --> 01:07:43,461
But I got her pregnant
and shit, you know ?
1279
01:07:43,495 --> 01:07:46,561
That was a lot for a nigger
to handle at 16, you know ?
1280
01:07:46,595 --> 01:07:48,561
I guess like father, like son.
1281
01:07:48,595 --> 01:07:51,295
I had plans.
1282
01:07:51,328 --> 01:07:53,295
I got the fuck out.
You know what I'm saying ?
1283
01:07:53,328 --> 01:07:55,595
At 16, I don't know
what to do with this
little motherfucker.
1284
01:07:55,628 --> 01:07:57,995
Shitty diapers and shit.
1285
01:07:58,028 --> 01:08:00,000
I had visions in my head
of going to college,
being something and shit.
1286
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:01,095
I had visions in my head
of going to college,
being something and shit.
1287
01:08:01,128 --> 01:08:03,561
Now here's this little
motherfucker, "Wah, wah."
1288
01:08:03,595 --> 01:08:06,595
You know what I'm saying ?
So I went into the army.
1289
01:08:06,628 --> 01:08:09,528
Now the army ain't for niggers.
1290
01:08:09,561 --> 01:08:14,361
If there's a nigger in here
thinking about that shit,
forget it ! Let that shit go.
1291
01:08:14,395 --> 01:08:17,995
Them motherfuckers say,
"We do more before 6:00 a.m....
1292
01:08:18,028 --> 01:08:20,295
than most motherfuckers
do all day."
1293
01:08:20,328 --> 01:08:23,228
That's too much shit !
1294
01:08:23,261 --> 01:08:26,768
You doing way too much shit,
too motherfucking early !
1295
01:08:26,801 --> 01:08:29,368
So I say, "Fuck it.
I got to get out, nigger."
1296
01:08:29,401 --> 01:08:30,000
So I tried smoking weed first.
1297
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:31,601
So I tried smoking weed first.
1298
01:08:31,635 --> 01:08:34,301
I bought a jar of the shit,
me and my Jamaican partner.
1299
01:08:34,335 --> 01:08:36,701
We lit it off base thinking
we'd get budded.
1300
01:08:36,735 --> 01:08:40,101
You know what I'm saying ?
You know, Jamaicans, nigger,
they roll up Sunday Times.
1301
01:08:40,135 --> 01:08:44,468
Fuck a blunt, nigger,
the whole Sunday Times.
1302
01:08:44,501 --> 01:08:46,768
I'm smoking the sports section.
1303
01:08:46,801 --> 01:08:50,335
You know what I'm saying ?
Smoking the motherfucker
economics section.
1304
01:08:50,368 --> 01:08:53,368
Shit, nigger,
we was bluffed !
1305
01:08:53,401 --> 01:08:58,135
I smoked so much shit, the next
day they had the piss test,
and I was pissing residue !
1306
01:08:58,168 --> 01:09:00,000
They could have dried it out
and smoked my piss !
1307
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:01,301
They could have dried it out
and smoked my piss !
1308
01:09:01,335 --> 01:09:04,201
You know what I'm saying ?
They're like, "Well, we're
gonna give you another chance...
1309
01:09:04,235 --> 01:09:06,168
"because you signed
on a drug waiver.
1310
01:09:06,201 --> 01:09:08,368
Go on."
1311
01:09:08,401 --> 01:09:10,701
And I'm madder
than a motherfucker !
1312
01:09:10,735 --> 01:09:14,068
When you want to get kicked out,
they don't want to kick you out.
1313
01:09:14,101 --> 01:09:17,035
So, I said, "Fuck it, nigger."
The next day I came,
I played crazy.
1314
01:09:17,068 --> 01:09:21,535
I stood up on the captain's
desk, pissed on his head
and the desk.
1315
01:09:21,568 --> 01:09:24,535
I'm just hollering.
1316
01:09:24,568 --> 01:09:27,241
You motherfucker !
You motherfucker !
1317
01:09:27,275 --> 01:09:29,741
Hut, two, three, four !
Hut, two, three, four !
1318
01:09:29,775 --> 01:09:30,000
I squirted
the whole fucking room !
1319
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:32,475
I squirted
the whole fucking room !
1320
01:09:32,508 --> 01:09:35,341
They took me off base
to a hospital.
1321
01:09:35,375 --> 01:09:39,008
Third floor, mental ward.
I'm sitting in that
motherfucker, man.
1322
01:09:39,041 --> 01:09:41,575
They had some real crazy
motherfuckers in there.
1323
01:09:41,608 --> 01:09:44,175
They had this one white dude
that just sat in there all
day long,
1324
01:09:44,208 --> 01:09:47,075
"Rock and roll. Rock and roll.
Rock and roll. Rock and roll.
1325
01:09:47,108 --> 01:09:49,441
Rock and roll. Rock and roll.
Rock and roll. Rock and roll."
1326
01:09:49,475 --> 01:09:52,475
I don't know what song
was playing in his head,
but he dug the fuck out of it.
1327
01:09:52,508 --> 01:09:55,141
"Rock and roll.
Rock and roll."
1328
01:09:55,175 --> 01:09:59,175
They had this other motherfucker
swore up and down Mickey Mouse
was on his shoulder.
1329
01:09:59,208 --> 01:10:00,000
They asked him, "Why do you
think you're here ?"
1330
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:01,275
They asked him, "Why do you
think you're here ?"
1331
01:10:01,308 --> 01:10:03,508
This motherfucker goes,
"Shut up, Mickey."
1332
01:10:08,141 --> 01:10:11,608
And that's how
he used to walk, nigger,
like he was floating around.
1333
01:10:11,641 --> 01:10:15,341
"Mickey wants me
to kill you now."
1334
01:10:15,375 --> 01:10:17,608
I told him no.
"No, Mickey."
1335
01:10:17,641 --> 01:10:22,308
I didn't know Mickey Mouse
was that nasty a motherfucker.
1336
01:10:22,341 --> 01:10:26,248
So then the doctors
used to come and check on
the nigger late at night.
1337
01:10:26,281 --> 01:10:28,581
And I'm fucking with them,
sitting in there...
1338
01:10:28,615 --> 01:10:30,000
'cause that Mickey motherfucker
is in the same room with me.
1339
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:31,615
'cause that Mickey motherfucker
is in the same room with me.
1340
01:10:31,648 --> 01:10:34,581
They wouldn't
give us silverware.
It was plastic shit.
1341
01:10:34,615 --> 01:10:37,581
Nigger, I was gonna
plastic fork that motherfucker
to death...
1342
01:10:37,615 --> 01:10:39,715
if Mickey told him
to come over here
fucking with me.
1343
01:10:39,748 --> 01:10:41,581
I'm sitting in there--
1344
01:10:51,215 --> 01:10:54,615
The doctor came in one night
and caught me, nigger,
'cause I'm fucking with him.
1345
01:10:54,648 --> 01:10:57,048
He's like, "You know
martial arts, don't you ?"
1346
01:11:00,548 --> 01:11:04,481
"Yes, I do."
1347
01:11:06,081 --> 01:11:08,048
"Of course I do."
1348
01:11:08,081 --> 01:11:12,348
"I want to know when
I'm getting out of here."
1349
01:11:22,981 --> 01:11:25,121
So that motherfucker came
to me the next day, he said,
1350
01:11:25,155 --> 01:11:27,488
"Look, you ain't crazy.
1351
01:11:27,521 --> 01:11:30,000
"You a hell of a good actor,
but you far from crazy.
1352
01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:31,221
"You a hell of a good actor,
but you far from crazy.
1353
01:11:31,255 --> 01:11:35,121
"I'm looking at all your tests.
You ain't crazy.
I'm gonna let you out.
1354
01:11:35,155 --> 01:11:38,388
You're willing to go through
that shit, you're willing
to get the fuck up out of here."
1355
01:11:38,421 --> 01:11:42,388
So I get out here to L.A.,
nigger. I was homeless
when I first got out here.
1356
01:11:42,421 --> 01:11:46,621
That's when I found out
homeless motherfuckers are the
freest people on planet Earth.
1357
01:11:46,655 --> 01:11:48,688
You all got jobs.
You all got to be somewhere.
1358
01:11:48,721 --> 01:11:52,655
A homeless motherfucker--
Shit... he free.
1359
01:11:52,688 --> 01:11:55,021
You'll be like,
"Hey, you want to--"
1360
01:11:55,055 --> 01:11:58,321
"- Fuck no, man.
- I ain't doing shit."
1361
01:11:58,355 --> 01:12:00,000
You know, his only worry
is, "Where my sandwich ?"
You know what I'm saying ?
1362
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:03,121
You know, his only worry
is, "Where my sandwich ?"
You know what I'm saying ?
1363
01:12:03,155 --> 01:12:05,155
I had a homeless motherfucker
come up to me the other day
talking about,
1364
01:12:05,188 --> 01:12:09,355
"Hey, man.
You got a quarter so I can
get something to eat ?"
1365
01:12:09,388 --> 01:12:11,488
I said, "Nigger, you know where
to get something to eat for
a quarter, I'll go with you."
1366
01:12:27,028 --> 01:12:29,228
What's wrong ?
This ain't Giovanni's.
You don't have no time limit.
1367
01:12:29,261 --> 01:12:30,000
This is our thing, baby.
You can do what you want.
You can do your stuff.
1368
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:31,728
This is our thing, baby.
You can do what you want.
You can do your stuff.
1369
01:12:31,761 --> 01:12:34,095
I ain't feeling it, man.
They love you
out there, boy.
1370
01:12:37,495 --> 01:12:39,461
First you don't want
to do it, then you
want to do it.
1371
01:12:39,495 --> 01:12:42,295
Then you show up
and you're bullshit.
What's wrong ?
1372
01:12:42,328 --> 01:12:44,995
Foolish !
1373
01:12:45,028 --> 01:12:47,095
Comedy shit ain't me
no more, man.
1374
01:12:47,128 --> 01:12:49,295
It ain't me. Fuck it.
1375
01:12:49,328 --> 01:12:51,095
What ?
1376
01:12:53,661 --> 01:12:56,361
Man, handle your business.
Hurry up, man,
1377
01:12:56,395 --> 01:12:58,595
before you make me
lose some money, baby.
1378
01:12:58,628 --> 01:13:00,000
I love you.
This is all about you.
I love you too, boy.
1379
01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:01,261
I love you.
This is all about you.
I love you too, boy.
1380
01:13:01,295 --> 01:13:04,728
Foolish ! Foolish ! Foolish !
1381
01:13:04,761 --> 01:13:10,228
Foolish ! Foolish ! Foolish !
1382
01:13:27,735 --> 01:13:30,000
Well, now.
1383
01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:30,601
Well, now.
1384
01:13:30,635 --> 01:13:33,568
Damn !
Y'all show a nigger love.
1385
01:13:33,601 --> 01:13:36,735
Even the white people clapped.
1386
01:13:36,768 --> 01:13:39,001
Look at you.
1387
01:13:39,035 --> 01:13:43,068
Missing the beat and shit,
but clapping nonetheless.
1388
01:13:43,101 --> 01:13:45,068
Did y'all see the white people
coming in here ?
1389
01:13:45,101 --> 01:13:47,135
Wasn't they scared
of the motherfuckers ?
1390
01:13:47,168 --> 01:13:49,101
They ain't never been around
this many niggers.
1391
01:13:49,135 --> 01:13:52,268
White people
was walking in like this--
1392
01:13:52,301 --> 01:13:55,168
"Just hold your purse.
Now, come on.
1393
01:13:55,201 --> 01:13:57,501
"Shit !
Come on, stay close !
1394
01:13:57,535 --> 01:14:00,000
As soon as we get a seat,
we'll be calm."
1395
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:00,135
As soon as we get a seat,
we'll be calm."
1396
01:14:00,168 --> 01:14:02,435
You know what I'm saying ?
Being black is powerful.
1397
01:14:02,468 --> 01:14:04,301
Niggers, y'all don't realize
the power we got.
1398
01:14:04,335 --> 01:14:07,668
You can walk down the sidewalk,
white people will get out
of your way.
1399
01:14:07,701 --> 01:14:10,535
You know what I'm saying ?
Because niggers, we got this
certain kind of walk like--
1400
01:14:10,568 --> 01:14:12,968
"Nigger, what's up ?"
1401
01:14:13,001 --> 01:14:17,135
"Say, nigger, might get
in that ass, nigger."
You know what I'm saying ?
1402
01:14:17,168 --> 01:14:19,435
White people are all like--
1403
01:14:23,001 --> 01:14:25,608
White people, y'all been
some nutty motherfuckers
for a while.
1404
01:14:25,641 --> 01:14:28,474
You know, when white people
get mad it's, "Why don't you
go back to Africa ?"
1405
01:14:28,508 --> 01:14:30,000
How the fuck we gonna go back to
some shit we never been at ?
1406
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:32,974
How the fuck we gonna go back to
some shit we never been at ?
1407
01:14:33,008 --> 01:14:38,074
Yeah, I mean like,
we'll just land in Africa,
"Hey, where Umbutu's house at ?
1408
01:14:38,108 --> 01:14:41,441
Oh, drive two lions
and then an elephant ?
I got it."
1409
01:14:41,474 --> 01:14:43,441
We don't ask y'all
to go back to England.
1410
01:14:43,474 --> 01:14:45,974
"Why don't you go back
to bloody fucking England ?"
1411
01:14:46,008 --> 01:14:49,241
'Cause you ain't from this
motherfucker either.
1412
01:14:49,274 --> 01:14:52,241
White people,
do you all have a death wish ?
1413
01:14:52,274 --> 01:14:56,108
You know what I'm saying ?
'Cause I've been taking
a course in honkyology.
1414
01:14:56,141 --> 01:14:59,341
I've come to the conclusion
in my thesis that y'all crazier
than a motherfucker.
1415
01:14:59,374 --> 01:15:00,000
I mean, y'all skydive.
1416
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:01,508
I mean, y'all skydive.
1417
01:15:01,541 --> 01:15:04,575
These motherfuckers actually
pay to jump out of planes.
1418
01:15:04,608 --> 01:15:07,208
You know what I'm saying ?
You won't find a drunk nigger
jumping off a porch.
1419
01:15:09,441 --> 01:15:12,141
A drunk nigger is like,
"I know where it's at."
1420
01:15:15,075 --> 01:15:19,308
Y'all go down and swim
with sharks. I watched it
on the Discovery Channel.
1421
01:15:19,341 --> 01:15:21,741
That's where you can
discover how crazy them
motherfuckers are.
1422
01:15:21,775 --> 01:15:24,241
Then they always come
chewed-up and shit.
1423
01:15:24,275 --> 01:15:28,415
You ain't seen
a chewed-up nigger by a shark
nowhere on planet Earth,
1424
01:15:28,448 --> 01:15:30,000
'cause we don't go that far
in the ocean.
1425
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:30,581
'cause we don't go that far
in the ocean.
1426
01:15:30,615 --> 01:15:34,215
When we go to the ocean,
how deep we get ?
Knee high.
1427
01:15:34,248 --> 01:15:37,681
Nigger be out there splashing,
1428
01:15:37,715 --> 01:15:41,448
trying to make it
like he doing something.
1429
01:15:41,481 --> 01:15:44,315
Nigger feels some seaweed,
"Shit, nigger !
1430
01:15:44,348 --> 01:15:47,681
Something in there.
Something in there !"
1431
01:15:50,448 --> 01:15:54,515
See, Mother Nature's
got a little hit out
on white folks.
1432
01:15:54,548 --> 01:15:57,181
No, really,
y'all should pray.
1433
01:15:57,215 --> 01:16:00,000
Just watch the weather.
Tornado... kills white folks.
1434
01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:01,181
Just watch the weather.
Tornado... kills white folks.
1435
01:16:01,215 --> 01:16:04,115
Hurricane kills white folks.
1436
01:16:04,148 --> 01:16:07,748
Don't you know every hurricane
starts on the Cape of Africa
where they picked slaves up ?
1437
01:16:07,781 --> 01:16:10,381
Follows the same trail
as the slave ships.
1438
01:16:10,415 --> 01:16:14,181
Lands on the same ports
in America where they
dropped slaves off.
1439
01:16:14,215 --> 01:16:16,648
That's spirit
for your ass.
1440
01:16:16,681 --> 01:16:19,315
That's that first
old nigger's spirit.
He was hot.
1441
01:16:19,348 --> 01:16:22,348
"You motherfuckers !"
1442
01:16:25,688 --> 01:16:29,288
Whenever there's an earthquake,
only white folks on the news.
1443
01:16:29,321 --> 01:16:30,000
You know, niggers,
they just shake up.
1444
01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:31,655
You know, niggers,
they just shake up.
1445
01:16:31,688 --> 01:16:34,388
You know, we fucking
and we blame it on fucking.
"You feel that, girl ?"
1446
01:16:34,421 --> 01:16:38,488
"Shit, putting it down.
Hey, putting it down !"
1447
01:16:38,521 --> 01:16:41,521
"Got the house shaking
in this motherfucker !"
1448
01:16:41,555 --> 01:16:43,521
I'm wondering why only white
people get to see the aliens ?
1449
01:16:43,555 --> 01:16:47,321
How come aliens
don't come to the 'hood ?
1450
01:16:47,355 --> 01:16:51,288
Are they racist too ?
What they got against
the motherfuckers ?
1451
01:16:51,321 --> 01:16:53,288
You know, you done flew
all the way from another planet,
1452
01:16:53,321 --> 01:16:56,155
and you racist already,
you motherfucker !
1453
01:16:56,188 --> 01:16:59,621
I might want to be abducted.
Come and get me !
1454
01:16:59,655 --> 01:17:00,000
I want to see
the little egghead man !
1455
01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:03,321
I want to see
the little egghead man !
1456
01:17:04,935 --> 01:17:08,036
Motherfuckers !
You know what I'm saying ?
1457
01:17:08,069 --> 01:17:11,269
'Cause they know if they park
their spaceship in the 'hood,
nigger, we jacking !
1458
01:17:11,303 --> 01:17:15,436
Niggers be walking around
selling U.F.O. pieces.
1459
01:17:17,569 --> 01:17:19,736
"Look, it float
right by itself.
Look at that."
1460
01:17:19,769 --> 01:17:24,036
"I got some more, nigger.
You know what I'm saying ?"
1461
01:17:24,069 --> 01:17:27,443
Remember when motherfucking
pop locking first came along ?
1462
01:17:27,476 --> 01:17:29,643
Fucked up pussy for everybody.
1463
01:17:29,676 --> 01:17:30,000
Remember you used
to have a party down
in the basement and shit ?
1464
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:32,809
Remember you used
to have a party down
in the basement and shit ?
1465
01:17:32,843 --> 01:17:35,743
You know what I'm saying ?
Your parents gone and shit.
You know what I'm saying ?
1466
01:17:35,776 --> 01:17:40,143
You just gonna throw a party.
Fuck it, nigger.
Hang a flashlight.
1467
01:17:40,176 --> 01:17:43,276
Remember you had
the slow music going and shit.
1468
01:17:43,309 --> 01:17:46,643
You finally got this little
shorty that you've been trying
to hit for a while, nigger.
1469
01:17:46,676 --> 01:17:49,476
You all rubbed up
with the motherfucker.
1470
01:17:49,509 --> 01:17:51,676
"Yeah, baby, what's happening ?
1471
01:17:51,709 --> 01:17:56,043
"Are you still
with that nigger Earl ?
1472
01:17:56,076 --> 01:17:58,409
"I don't even know why
you with that nigger.
You know what I'm saying ?
1473
01:17:58,443 --> 01:18:00,000
"Nigger don't do nothing
but start fights all day.
1474
01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:03,643
"Nigger don't do nothing
but start fights all day.
1475
01:18:03,676 --> 01:18:08,143
"You know what I'm saying ?
You need somebody that's
gonna... treat you right, girl.
1476
01:18:08,176 --> 01:18:11,043
I ain't trying nothing.
I ain't trying nothing."
1477
01:18:11,076 --> 01:18:15,343
You know what I'm saying ?
You know what I'm saying ?
1478
01:18:15,376 --> 01:18:18,309
And right when it look like you
about to get that shit,
1479
01:18:18,343 --> 01:18:21,609
it was always two motherfuckers
that fucked the whole party up.
1480
01:18:21,643 --> 01:18:24,243
Niggers come walking in.
1481
01:18:53,383 --> 01:18:55,416
"That nigger ain't doing shit.
That nigger ain't doing shit.
Hold up."
1482
01:19:12,616 --> 01:19:16,183
You know what I'm saying ?
If you look at Michael Jackson's
body language, he did it !
1483
01:19:16,216 --> 01:19:19,249
'Cause there's one dance move
he did that tell on hisself.
1484
01:19:19,283 --> 01:19:21,416
That's where he'd kick him
in the head,
1485
01:19:21,449 --> 01:19:24,316
grab him, spin him around,
get down low and stick him.
1486
01:19:25,689 --> 01:19:30,000
Mrs. Powell.
Buzzer not working.
1487
01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:30,623
Mrs. Powell.
Buzzer not working.
1488
01:19:30,656 --> 01:19:32,623
Ya don't understand me ?
1489
01:19:32,656 --> 01:19:37,056
All right,
let me put me boss on.
1490
01:19:37,089 --> 01:19:39,323
Yes, babe, how's it going ?
1491
01:19:39,356 --> 01:19:41,356
No, no, it's Sammy.
1492
01:19:41,389 --> 01:19:43,356
Yes.
1493
01:19:43,389 --> 01:19:45,556
If I was the President,
1494
01:19:45,589 --> 01:19:49,556
there would be a line of bitches
around the White House.
1495
01:19:49,589 --> 01:19:53,823
"Send the next one in.
I want to get to know
the whole country, personally."
1496
01:19:53,856 --> 01:19:58,389
You're a genius.
You do.
You look just like
you do on stage.
1497
01:19:58,423 --> 01:20:00,000
No, like Gary Coleman.
Did you know he's working
at the Fox Hills Mall ?
1498
01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:02,756
No, like Gary Coleman.
Did you know he's working
at the Fox Hills Mall ?
1499
01:20:02,789 --> 01:20:05,656
No.
Yes, doing security.
1500
01:20:05,689 --> 01:20:08,289
Yeah, at three foot two.
Can you believe it ?
1501
01:20:08,323 --> 01:20:10,289
What's he securing ?
1502
01:20:10,323 --> 01:20:14,356
The whole country tripping
'cause the President
got some pussy.
1503
01:20:14,389 --> 01:20:18,323
As hard as that motherfucker's
job is, we should
send him pussy !
1504
01:20:18,356 --> 01:20:20,689
One day I looked at myself
in the mirror and I said,
1505
01:20:20,723 --> 01:20:23,589
"Oh !"
I yelled so loud.
1506
01:20:23,623 --> 01:20:26,429
"Oh, wake up !"
1507
01:20:26,463 --> 01:20:29,429
No, of course, I'm not dead.
1508
01:20:29,463 --> 01:20:30,000
All rumors.
Yeah, we faked
the whole thing.
1509
01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:32,729
All rumors.
Yeah, we faked
the whole thing.
1510
01:20:32,763 --> 01:20:34,729
Yeah.
1511
01:20:34,763 --> 01:20:38,363
No, no, no, um,
I got a pizza for you.
Yes.
1512
01:20:44,329 --> 01:20:49,029
Female species,
y'all lucky.
I ain't lying.
1513
01:20:49,063 --> 01:20:51,129
See, God knew you all was
some evil motherfuckers.
1514
01:20:51,163 --> 01:20:53,629
That's why you all have
this thing called periods.
1515
01:20:53,663 --> 01:20:57,329
No, 'cause you all got so much
evil in your blood, God got
to drain it once a month.
1516
01:20:59,696 --> 01:21:00,000
If they don't have periods,
they might snap and kill
the whole planet.
1517
01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:02,663
If they don't have periods,
they might snap and kill
the whole planet.
1518
01:21:02,696 --> 01:21:04,296
That's why, right before
a woman have her period,
1519
01:21:04,329 --> 01:21:07,763
you know when it's coming,
'cause they be walking around,
"Yes, that's right. Uh-huh.
1520
01:21:07,796 --> 01:21:09,763
"Oh, no. What'd you say,
motherfucker ?
1521
01:21:09,796 --> 01:21:11,596
I got my knife !
I got my knife !"
1522
01:21:12,596 --> 01:21:16,196
Then they start rolling.
1523
01:21:16,229 --> 01:21:18,129
"I don't know what's wrong
with me. What came over me ?"
1524
01:21:18,163 --> 01:21:22,663
The shit they should be worried
about is Jerry Lewis's telethon.
1525
01:21:22,696 --> 01:21:25,129
That's what the country
should be mad at.
1526
01:21:25,163 --> 01:21:29,003
This motherfucker done had this
telethon for the last 30 years !
1527
01:21:29,036 --> 01:21:30,000
Making 100 million a year,
not one fixed kid !
1528
01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:32,469
Making 100 million a year,
not one fixed kid !
1529
01:21:32,503 --> 01:21:36,003
You know what I'm saying ?
I want to see last year's
poster child come out.
1530
01:21:38,403 --> 01:21:42,003
"I can walk now. I can dance.
Keep sending your money.
That shit works."
1531
01:21:43,636 --> 01:21:48,536
Oh, my gosh, Fifty !
Shit. Sorry.
Foolish. Wrong guy.
1532
01:21:48,569 --> 01:21:53,423
That motherfucker's so cheap
with this film, this ain't even
on the film.
1533
01:21:53,457 --> 01:21:57,123
You know what I'm saying ?
They really got Scotch tape
in that motherfucker.
1534
01:21:57,157 --> 01:22:00,000
It's a little midget
drawing pictures of us.
1535
01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:00,590
It's a little midget
drawing pictures of us.
1536
01:22:00,623 --> 01:22:04,590
This will probably leave a bad
taste in your mouth about me.
1537
01:22:04,623 --> 01:22:07,090
Cut. Let's do it again.
What the fuck was that, man ?
1538
01:22:10,590 --> 01:22:12,723
Boz, I'm gonna sit you
in the fucking trailer,
you hear ?
1539
01:22:14,557 --> 01:22:17,590
Eddie ! The mike !
Turn it around !
1540
01:22:17,623 --> 01:22:22,090
Turn it around !
Oh.
1541
01:22:22,123 --> 01:22:24,357
Yeah, that might fuck
the whole film up.
1542
01:22:32,563 --> 01:22:36,030
You know what I'm saying ?
Like this gonna make a damn
difference.
1543
01:22:36,063 --> 01:22:40,597
If motherfuckers are paying
attention to the motherfucking
mike, I ain't doing something.
1544
01:22:40,630 --> 01:22:44,430
Shit.
1545
01:22:44,463 --> 01:22:47,563
Hey, motherfucker
gonna be at the theater.
1546
01:22:47,597 --> 01:22:51,830
"Look how he holding
that mike.
1547
01:22:51,863 --> 01:22:56,530
Man, you done fucked it all up !
Look how he holding the mike !"
1548
01:22:56,563 --> 01:22:59,730
Damn !
1549
01:22:59,763 --> 01:23:00,000
You all better stop
fucking with me !
1550
01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:03,630
You all better stop
fucking with me !
1551
01:23:03,663 --> 01:23:06,563
So the laughs
keep rolling all the way
into the parking lot, huh ?
1552
01:23:06,597 --> 01:23:08,897
All night long.
1553
01:23:11,863 --> 01:23:13,930
Aw, damn !
1554
01:23:22,163 --> 01:23:25,537
♪ Foolish ♪
1555
01:23:25,570 --> 01:23:28,437
♪ Foolish ♪
1556
01:23:28,470 --> 01:23:30,000
♪ Foolish ♪
1557
01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:30,437
♪ Foolish ♪
1558
01:23:30,470 --> 01:23:33,470
♪ Yes, I'm Foolish ♪
♪ Foolish ♪
1559
01:23:33,503 --> 01:23:36,437
♪ Look into the eyes of a fool
See broken dreams
and lonely nights ♪
1560
01:23:36,470 --> 01:23:38,437
♪ Stressed-out days
TV with no antenna ♪
1561
01:23:38,470 --> 01:23:40,437
♪ Just pretending there's
more losers than winners ♪
1562
01:23:40,470 --> 01:23:43,637
♪ Sometimes I say, "Uh"
Just to relieve my damn pain ♪
1563
01:23:43,670 --> 01:23:46,603
♪ Or pick up a phone
to call my grandma 'cause
she kept me in the game ♪
1564
01:23:46,637 --> 01:23:48,603
♪ Before y'all say
nothing popular ♪
1565
01:23:48,637 --> 01:23:50,603
♪ Can't imagine life
without big mama ♪
1566
01:23:50,637 --> 01:23:53,603
♪ So many snakes and killers
jackers and piranhas ♪
1567
01:23:53,637 --> 01:23:56,470
♪ See this game
got me way deep ♪
♪ Way deep ♪
1568
01:23:56,503 --> 01:23:59,770
♪ I pray the Lord
I wake before I sleep ♪
♪ Before I sleep ♪
1569
01:23:59,803 --> 01:24:00,000
♪ Some say your friend
will be your enemy ♪
1570
01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:02,603
♪ Some say your friend
will be your enemy ♪
1571
01:24:02,637 --> 01:24:06,103
♪ Don't trust no one
but your family ♪
1572
01:24:06,137 --> 01:24:09,437
♪ With all the love
they show when I'm around ♪
1573
01:24:09,470 --> 01:24:12,570
♪ I wonder
will they show it back
when I'm down ♪
1574
01:24:12,603 --> 01:24:15,903
♪ See, you a king
when you sitting on top ♪
1575
01:24:15,937 --> 01:24:19,070
♪ But you a fool
when you finally drop ♪
1576
01:24:19,103 --> 01:24:22,883
♪ I thank the Lord
for everything I got ♪
1577
01:24:22,917 --> 01:24:26,263
♪ And there's no limit
till my time's stopped ♪
1578
01:24:26,296 --> 01:24:29,836
♪ Foolish ♪
1579
01:24:29,869 --> 01:24:30,000
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♪ Foolish ♪
1580
01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:32,903
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♪ Foolish ♪